Cereal Killer

When you think about it, you use milk to drown your cereal. So technically...
YOUR MILK IS KILLING YOUR CEREAL!! Therefore, milk is the true "cereal killer".

Guy 1: Cereal killer is good for you!
Guy 2: *runs away from him*
Guy 1: Tee hee hee

by dumbqueen_prettydudett January 2, 2021

Cereal Reload

When you're done eating your cereal, yet have a substantial amount of leftover milk, prompting for additional cereal to be added. This process can be repeated as many times as necessary until a cereal-milk equilibrium has been reached.

"Damn, I'm done eating my Frosted Flakes, but there's still some milk left."
"That's okay man, just do a cereal reload and you'll be fine."

by The Luke Man May 24, 2009

College Cereal

The act of cutting your banana into your cereal that has almost no milk with a spoon. This is because your knives are packed away and you're too lazy to get them/forgot where they're packed, AND you couldn't be bothered to go to the grocery store because you're too poor to afford milk that isn't baby-formula.

I just college cereal'd my cocoa puffs and my roommate looked at me, then proceeded to offer me water to make the milk last longer.

by TheOperation August 19, 2010

cup cereal

Cup cereal is an act of laziness; not wanting to wash out a bowl after spending five minutes looking for something to hold your cereal.

I don’t have clean bowls for my cereal, guess I have to make cup cereal.

by Dongle flongle October 18, 2020

cereal picnic

(n) A descriptive noun used to describe an event as less than perfect. Derived from the Latin ceralus picnicus that tells of a misguided suitor that was so lame he brought only cereal to a picnic date.

Let's blow this party - with all the quarterback chads and lindsay hiltons it's turned out to be a cereal picnic.

by ronniejamesdio June 20, 2006

Dorito Cereal

Dorito Cereal is the new stoner food!!!! The birth of this meal was on September 15, 2014 in Shairi Stanley's apartment kitchen. The ingredients consist of:
Doritos (any flavor)
Velveta nacho cheese
Seasoned Ground Beef (optional)

Rotel
Sour Cream (optional)
Jalapeños (optional)

Shairi: I have serious munchies...
Inner Shairi: You got nacho cheese and meat in the fridge.
Shairi: Oh shit yea! And I got jalapeños and sour cream.
Inner Shairi: And Doritos!
Shairi: But no clean plates!
Inner Shairi: Mix all that shit up and eat it!

Shairi: Fuck yea! It looks like cereal, Dorito Cereal!!!!

by Rashad B. September 15, 2014

Cereal Sleeves

When somebody is being a huge tool and or pissing you off for no apparent reason.

This guy in front of me in line wont get off the phone, he is being a huge cereal sleeves.

by King of the Thrill July 25, 2010