by the guy with many names February 04, 2023
When one sleeps on their back with a knife or forearm clutched closely to their chest in anticipation of a predator awakening them.
by elgrandechungus June 12, 2022
(n.) The experience when one meets a potential partner one time, then fantasizes and obsesses over that one person even though no further contact is made between the two persons. This can progress to the point where the person can go months without any contact with the other person, but still obsesses over the memory of the initial contact.
Example: "Hey Billy, I still can't get my mind over Bonquisha!" "Billy, it's been over four weeks now. I think you have Bobcat Syndrome." "Oh darn!"
(For further reference and information, see "Bobcat Goggles")
(For further reference and information, see "Bobcat Goggles")
by TimJongUn January 28, 2016
This one is simple, it is when a cat mistakes your boner for a mouse so it jumps and attacks it ferociously until it bleeds.
1. Hey Steve, my cat did a Bobcat Boner Blunder to me last night
2. I hate it when Max does a Bobcat Boner Blunder to me, it stings.. but I kinda like it
2. I hate it when Max does a Bobcat Boner Blunder to me, it stings.. but I kinda like it
by Soggy sack December 18, 2017