Charlie Sheen's diagnosis for awesomeness.
Reporter:"Some are saying that you're bipolar."
Charlie:"Wow. What does that mean? Wow. And then what? What's the cure? Medicine? Make me like them? Not gonna happen. I'm bi-winning - I win here and I win there. Now what?"
Charlie:"Wow. What does that mean? Wow. And then what? What's the cure? Medicine? Make me like them? Not gonna happen. I'm bi-winning - I win here and I win there. Now what?"
by definitely not Martin Sheen March 16, 2011

NOT bi-polar, the opposite according to Charlie Sheen. In a state of perpetual winningness that could be mistaken for crazy.
by The Garm March 17, 2011

A physical condition characterized by "winning here" and "winning there." First recognized by actor Charlie Sheen as being distinct from Bipolar Disorder.
by ssyyxxckz March 16, 2011

The term Bi-Winning was coined by actor Charlie Sheen in March 2011. It refers to winning on the ultimate level. In response to a journalist's question about his mental health and whether he is bi-polar, Sheen replied that he was not bi-polar but was in fact "bi-winning" adding "I win here, I win there".
It is now a term being used to describe Ben Bernanke and The Fed. This references how the fed is always saying there's no inflation (win) (even when we see gas prices jumping, bills increasing, food portions shrinking, etc.), and that the economy is adding jobs (wins again).
It is now a term being used to describe Ben Bernanke and The Fed. This references how the fed is always saying there's no inflation (win) (even when we see gas prices jumping, bills increasing, food portions shrinking, etc.), and that the economy is adding jobs (wins again).
“The Bi-Winning Fed wins again! It wins with no-inflation, and wins again with the creation of plenty of jobs!
by butter bee May 26, 2011

When you when here, and you when there. You are "Bi-winning"
by Tyler8923 March 25, 2011

by charliesheenbitchin March 30, 2011

A mental augmentation characterised by extreme lifestyles on both sides of the spectrum. Patients tend to operate on a single gear or speed: 'Go' and never feel sadness or regret.
Touted as a possible side effect for the drug 'Charlie Sheen', other effects include dying and melting.
There is no cure, medicine and doctors will only make patients 'like them'.
Suspected sufferers of bi-winning have included Charlie Sheen, Honey Badgers and the Kool-Aid Jug.
Touted as a possible side effect for the drug 'Charlie Sheen', other effects include dying and melting.
There is no cure, medicine and doctors will only make patients 'like them'.
Suspected sufferers of bi-winning have included Charlie Sheen, Honey Badgers and the Kool-Aid Jug.
'Hey Colonel Gaddafi, you're country is on the brink of civil war and are calling for the blood of you and your family, even you pets!'
CG ' Nonsense, my people love me, there is no unrest in Libya'
Subject Gaddafi displaying signs of bi-winning personality augmentation.
CG ' Nonsense, my people love me, there is no unrest in Libya'
Subject Gaddafi displaying signs of bi-winning personality augmentation.
by Ulysses Jones March 25, 2011
