Beta Loli

This is a fake loli that says they're a loli even though they are not. They say they're a loli because they think it is cool and that it will get them attention. They are a disgrace to all lolis. A beta loli can also be a person that meets only one requirement for a loli and says they're one anyway.

Lolis have to be short, flat, and young. They may be bottom thicc though.

Ew, look at that beta loli.. she's 5'10 and has tits but calls herself a loli anyway.

Lol that girl says she's a loli just because she's flat. She's like 20 and is 5'6.

by Mocha Loli May 21, 2018

Beta Cuck

A weak person content with being worse than almost everyone else around them

Sam: “Damnit, I spilled yogurt on my crotch”
Rocco: “You beta cuck. Be better”

by KaDiplWipl April 23, 2021

Beta Unit

A synthetic android used as a temporary replacement for a living person.

Alex Rogan's beta unit tried to put the moves on his girlfriend Maggie.

Al Gore supports John Kerry, but his beta unit supported Howard Dean.

by Grig March 2, 2004

Beta Boi

A male that is subpar in physical physique and mental capacity making him inferior to other men. The typical beta boi is non confrontational and avoids any kind of dispute. In the presence of an Alpha male, the beta boi subjects himself to the commands of his superior.

When I was lifting the other day a beta boi accidentally bumped into me, he promptly wet himself and left immediately.

While hitting a gnarly chest sesh at the gym I noticed a beta boi was hogging the bench. I promptly made passive aggressive eye contact with him using several mirrors, causing the beta boi to immediately renounce the sacred gym equipment to me.

by Dr. Johan Burgermister April 20, 2018

ZN-Beta

A listserve of the zeta nu chapter of the beta theta pi fraternity

Friend 1: Hey brosef, want to rush beta with me?
Friend2: Yeah, they've got some great principles and thats exactly why any freshman would want to join a frat in the first place

Friends 3 months later while looking at zn-beta:

Friend 1:Shit son
Friend 2:Yeah, let's reply all

by i take recruitment seriously April 28, 2010

Jona-beta

Jona-beta is the face of darkness, resigned to his fate after losing the Caste wars and being banished to the shadow realm (with his fraternal twin Okonkwo). Some of his powers include but are not limited to shadow traveling, blending into dark spaces, emitting a strong magnetic field from his body that attracts bullets from all law enforcement owned weaponry, being first on the affirmative action list.

"Someone turn the lights back on, we have lost Jona-beta!"

by BuzzCutGandhi November 24, 2021

Beta Carrotina

Beta-Carrotina is a plant hero in Plants vs. Zombies Heroes and a leader of the Guardian and Smarty classes.
Her signature superpower is Genetic Amplification, which Conjures a 2SunPvZH plant, then gives it +1 Strength /+1 Health and the Amphibious and Team-Up traits. She was added on July 11th, 2017 along with Huge-Gigantacus as part of Season 3 of the Galactic Gardens update.

- Plants vs. Zombies Wiki on Fandom

The first time, if you wanna go back and see my reaction to Beta Carrotina when this hero was first announced and released what it would do. The first time I saw this I thought genetic amplification was op since I didn't realise that it conjures the card into your hand,ummm, I thought this would just play it on the field. Again 1-cost trick for a 2-cost plant that's random, so sometimes it's trash and sometimes it's amazing it could be anything from water chestnut to triceratops which is amphibious uh it can turn to double mint which is actually very good because it starts with the initial buff ummm, and it gets amphibious and team-up I thought this card was really really good, almost too good. Guys this just puts the card in your hand so if you think of what genetic amplification does for you...

by simoxann August 15, 2023