A few inches taller than a dwarf; a ghetto female/male who thinks they are the shit but in reality they have a short deformed shape with the head the side of a basketball and nothing but hot air comes out of their mouth.
Go smoke a hit of crack, get the hot air out of your ghetto mouth and head to your favorite place, the bathroom, and start taking selfies you carnival attraction freak.
by SugardaddiesRus August 6, 2018
Get the carnival attraction freakmug. Its when you are getting head in one of the many hot tubs on Carnival cruise lines and you don't let her up for air until your yogurt floats or is swallowed.
Hey guys, you see that Latino over there, we just went on a Carnival underwater excursion. It was great.
by blmaxim February 7, 2006
Get the Carnival underwater excursionmug. That Ho is worse than the town bike man, she is the town carnival ride, she lets anyone that can fit on for a ride at the same time!
by Jon86 July 21, 2005
Get the Town Carnival Ridemug. when you are sitting in a wheelie office chair fucking your girlfriend, you spin around, then puke on her tits
When everyone left the office last night, Sherie came to my cubical, and I gave her an Alabama Carnival Ride.
by sugar rimmed areolas December 17, 2008
Get the Alabama Carnival Ridemug. Originates from the 1920's but has recently resurfaced. Refers to placing unecessary importance to an unimportant event.
Bob tried to make his 22nd birthday into a Fitz and Miles Carnival. Who cares about his 22nd birthday?
by Bobo1967 December 11, 2010
Get the Fitz and Miles Carnivalmug. by Sara Snider November 7, 2007
Get the Carnival Ridemug. The act of a male lying on his back and a woman performing a handstand above the male junk, and then performs a blowjob while doing handstand pushups.
Croickey mate! i just got meself a carnival bell-dinger!
Bob: Can your girlfriend do a handstand?
Tom: Yeah i think so, why?
Bob: Well then she can give you a carnival bell-dinger!!!
Bob: Can your girlfriend do a handstand?
Tom: Yeah i think so, why?
Bob: Well then she can give you a carnival bell-dinger!!!
by Backyard Boiz November 18, 2011
Get the Carnival Bell-Dingermug.