Astronaut Kitty

Vehicular Manslaughter in a nutshell but in space or on a celestial body that isn’t Earth.

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by PlagueDoc July 29, 2025

DIRTY ASTRONAUT

Rolling in a dirty porta-pottie from an elevated area while getting a blumpkin

I had a crazy weekend, I took a girl on a dirty astronaut

by J R Ø S S June 2, 2018

French Astronaut

Codeword for a fussy eater.

Named for Frenchman Thomas Pesquet, whose meals in the International Space Station will include lobster, beef bourguignon, cod with black rice and almond tarts with caramelized pears.

"We've got a French Astronaut at Table Seven. Prepare to have everything sent back."

by Monkey's Dad April 25, 2021