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A Vladimir

A Vladimir is wank/masturbation usually done before going to sleep.
In Spanish we say: "Vladimir, una paja y a dormir"
Person 1: "Yo man let's do another game its only 1 AM"
Person 2: " Sorry bro, I am tired, I think i'll do a Vladimir"
Person 1: "Ok bro np, I might actually do one too"
by PhallusSpatha April 14, 2021
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vladimir vasilev

Vladimir Vasilev is usually a man who can take your girl with his ginormous gorilla schlong he is also a man who haa the body type where he can become 7 foot and have 206 bones of pure muscle people named Vladimir Vasilev are usually destined to be mega Chads.
person 1:"Is that Vladimir Vasilev? OH SHIT HES GONNA STEAL MY GIRL BUT I CANT BEAT HIM."
by DoomSlayer901 October 17, 2020
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Vladimir Putin

Though hated within the West for his controversial acts, most recently in Ukraine, Putin would be the leader to build a nation of great poverty to a world superpower once more. Despite Russia's current stagnation, The days of the fallout of the USSR, under Boris Yeltsin, was significantly worse. Putin would fix, and destablize the economy all in one go.
Vladimir Putin was a man who saw himself become a hero, and lived long enough to see himself, a villain.
by teggers162 September 14, 2024
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Vladimir

A girls best friend. Will always be there for u, has the best music taste there is. Style immaculate. Short as fuck
Vladimir is not used in sentences
by Glock glock November 21, 2021
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Vladimir Puttin

A dick being farted on
Guys gets eroused by getting his dick being farted on is a Vladimir Puttin
by Trich5461 June 26, 2021
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Vladimir

Vova is an example of a full moron and debil. Vova likes other boys and always tries to take them to his bed.
Korim oti Vladimir shikor menael snif Mc'donalds!!!
by Kabachok November 21, 2021
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