He is the litteral definition of "him". HE IS THE GUY WHO KNOCKS. He is also very known for having a gigantic enormous penis. If you can't find anyone to open
your chocolate starfish Vlado is the right nigga to do it. If you are a policeman you might wanna check his basement. He could have nude minors twerking at the speed of light. GG <3
your chocolate starfish Vlado is the right nigga to do it. If you are a policeman you might wanna check his basement. He could have nude minors twerking at the speed of light. GG <3
Vladimir's cucumber is so big he is able to suck himself if he wants. Don't stay near him for your safety you big black booty aah nigga
by Vladimir's boyfriend November 27, 2023
A girls best friend. Will always be there for u, has the best music taste there is. Style immaculate. Short as fuck
by Glock glock November 21, 2021
Healer. Fire and ice. Angel of death. Hades running away from Persephone. Tolstoy before Tolstoy found god. An artist masquerading as a lawyer, gold pretending to be copper. The personification of тоска. Poetry of the body, ocean eyes, hidden smiles that are dispensed like secret medicine. Has an affinity for Spanish culture, paki women, and crippling thoughts of doubt and damnation. Loved by angels protected by the divine. Always does the right thing in the end (but may take a while to do said right thing due to his intricate and mysterious decision making process).
Person 1 (at the club): Who's that handsome man in that suit reading the Divine Comedy? Imma buy him a shot, nigga looks like he could use one...
Person 2: Let him be. He's just fighting for the salvation of his soul.
Person 1: Damn. Must be a Vladimir.
Person 2: Let him be. He's just fighting for the salvation of his soul.
Person 1: Damn. Must be a Vladimir.
by beatrice1111 September 11, 2020
Moody and often stubborn. Intelligent and hard worker, Vladimir is that guy who knows pretty much about everything there is to know. Loving , caring and the life of the party!
Vladimir is quite a personality!
by Chachancle November 22, 2021
Vova is an example of a full moron and debil. Vova likes other boys and always tries to take them to his bed.
by Kabachok November 21, 2021
A Russian guy with the most handsome features you will ever see. These may include curly light-brown hair, sea-blue eyes, and an ass carved by angels.
He is also very talented, and these talents may include professional YouTubing, elite skills in Apex Legends game, and musicianship. He can play many instruments which may include drum kit, trombone, piano, trumpet, guitar, and maybe even saxophone, though his music supremacy lies in is his divine pitch
Despite how sexy he is, he may also be stuck-up and/or self-centered. Ladies, beware.
He is also very talented, and these talents may include professional YouTubing, elite skills in Apex Legends game, and musicianship. He can play many instruments which may include drum kit, trombone, piano, trumpet, guitar, and maybe even saxophone, though his music supremacy lies in is his divine pitch
Despite how sexy he is, he may also be stuck-up and/or self-centered. Ladies, beware.
by Rorschacher November 22, 2021
A nickname used to make fun of communist furries, originating from the Stoneworks Minecraft server, first showing up in issue 5 of the fictional newspaper "the daily porpoise". The first Vladimir Thunderclaw however, was neither a furry or communist, rather, he was called that because it made him really angry.
by Schermungern December 02, 2023