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Wake n' Fap

When you wake up in the morning and your testosterone is peaked and you have a throbbing erection. You feel the urge to fapit away. And you quick get your porn and mastrubate to it within twenty minutes of waking up in the morning.
*Stretches* Yaawn oh my I just realised I have a throbbing erection. Possibly from an erotic dream. Id better fap this bad boy away.

*fap* *fap* *fap*

That was a great "Wake n' fap
Just as good as a cup of coffee.
by Spinewhip October 29, 2009
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Shakey Wakey

A Jewel in the crown of yorkshire, The city of Wakefield adds a whole new meaning to the phrase: "a typical night out", anything could happen. You could get attacked, have your first homosexual experience or even get together with your own sister/brother. Welcome to Wakefield, the nightlife is... interesting.
typical Saturday workplace conversation...

Person 1: "I'm off out round shakey wakey tonight"
Person 2: "what, through choice?"
by Grubba December 15, 2008
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wakewalking

Dreaming while not being aware that you are dreaming. The opposite of lucid dreaming.
Most people are busy sleepwalking through their lives and wakewalking through their dreams.
by nocturnal May 25, 2006
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Wake n' Shake

When a person, shortly after waking up, masturbates. Often executed while still in bed.
I woke up, pulled a Wake n' Shake, made some coffee, grabbed some donuts and went to work. I've never been so energized, so early!
by I'm Not a Hipster July 17, 2011
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brentwood wakeup

A term given to O.J. Simpson's late wife Nicole Brown referring to giving oral sex the next morning to wake up the many younger men that she took home in Brentwood California
Brian "Nicole loved to give brentwood wakeups to the many young guys she took home the next morning"
by spacecakebrian June 13, 2010
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Wake Up Hustlers

The precursor to getting the bread. This statement must be proclaimed before any bread is gotten to awake the hustlers, and alert them that bread will soon be gotten. The hustlers must be awoken to get said bread.

1)
This term can be used to alert the hustlers that it is time to rise (wake up), and will soon be time to go to work (to get that bread).

2)
Can also be used in a similar way as marco polo, call and response.

3)
Can also be used to alert the hustlers that some Boonk gang type shit will soon commence and to prepare one self. This term can loosely be used for a plethora of scenarios such as, alerting the hustlers that they will soon commence drinking and Get Lit, it can also mean that they will soon commence boolin so hard that there is a potential to get lost in the sauce.
1)
Ben "Wake up hustlers"
Adam "Is is bread season already?"

2)
Adam "wake up hustlers"
Ben "lets get this bread" *in response*

3)
Adam "wake up hustlers, Lets get this bread"
Jon *runs to sleeping grandmothers door and pretends to kick it in* (because he was alerted by a fellow hustler that the time to get bread had risen and was doing some boonk gang shit) ( which would in turn get him in trouble)

Ben "Wake up hustlers, Lets get this bread"
Adam *grabs bottle of liquor and takes a large pull*
by Don Soggy September 21, 2018
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wakeheart

The Dolan Twins new fragrance collaborator
Person #1: bro you smell so good where you get that fragrance

Person #2: thx man it’s this shit called wakeheart and it’s fucking bomb as hell
by Wokelegend July 10, 2019
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