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Tigers Wood Syndrome

Syndrome = a group of signs and symptoms that together are characteristic or indicative of a specific disease or other disorder.

Tiger Woods = As of November 2009 the worlds richest sports person, and possibly the greatest Golfer in history.

Tigers Wood Syndrome = As of December 2009 a recognised condition suffered by arrogant rich sportsmen that have had at least 10 extra marital affairs.

To be truly considered a sufferer of ‘Tigers Wood Syndrome’ the extra marital affairs must include a cocktail waitress and 2 porn stars. Severe cases may in fact see the cocktail waitress and porn stars appearing together. (Or should that be, if the sufferer is lucky….)

The only known cure for Tigers Wood Syndrome is a significant payout (millions and millions) from the sufferer to the newly estranged wife.
Husband – “Honey I had an affair, can you forgive me?”
Wife – “who was she…?”
Husband - “well there was Cori, Mindy, Jamie, Kalika, Jaimee, Rachel, Holly and well I cant remember the others names”
Wife – “can I have my 80 Million !”
Husband - "but its Tigers Wood Syndrome..."
by Chenn-Dogg December 9, 2009
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Tigerwood

A nonstop 24/7 media barrage of destructive news about your personal life that brings a prominent career into a screeching halt.
Riding high his brilliant career, the unraveling of a sexual indiscretion was the tigerwood that made him choose obscurity over fame. It was a hard lesson indeed.
by mochicho December 11, 2009
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Fat Tigerwoods

An underage bartender who evidently likes to get people drunk just to peg them. Makes the shittiest drinks on college campuses. Squeezes the ever-living crap out of everyone they meet.
Bro, Kacper is acting like a Fat Tigerwoods.
by anonymous September 8, 2021
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Fat Tigerwoods

An underage bartender who loves to get people drunk so he can peg them. Makes the shittiest drinks on college campuses. Squeezes the ever-living crap out of people when intoxicated.
Bro, Kacper is acting like a Fat Tigerwoods.
by Doggernot September 8, 2021
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