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Tim

Tim is someone who you will fall utterly and completely in love with when you meet him. He’s the most sweetest guy ever and will drop everything to do anything you want. He loves you for you and is dorky, but in a very cute way. He’s usually tall and built broad. He’s very handsome and when you fall in love with him everyone else’s attractiveness just drifts away. You don’t even notice them anymore because he’s the only one you want.
“Tim was cracking me up today.”
“Why was that?”
“He was acting so dorky!”
“Oh I love when he’s dorky! It’s so cute!”
by Hiscoxlong June 16, 2020
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Tim

He will steal your girl at any bar when you go to the bathroom. He also enjoys participating in 3 or 4 somes.
Ugh tim stole my girl again
by ruler of tims October 9, 2019
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Tim

100% Grade A, Cage-free, man meat. The biggest stud on the block whose cock makes angels weep.

Before they invented a pimpslap they called it a Tim.
Desiree: Be rough with me!
Alex: Don't make me give you a Tim!
by Severusoul January 23, 2021
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Tim

The collective word for the listeners of CGP Grey and Brady Haran's podcast Hello Internet.
Grey: "Hello, Tim. How was your flight?"
Brady: *laughs*
by Randomness999999 January 9, 2019
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Tims

He had some Tims on and a hoodie.
by Borincanna January 23, 2019
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Tim

If you are a Tim than you are a person described as unfunny, not cool, or a “looser”
Yo, stop being a Tim, I hate Tims
by Plump wang69 January 2, 2020
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Tim

A weasel hybrid possum nigga who likes to beat people up to make his skinny ass feel better about himself and that boi Tim has at least dated 8 of your friends. Legend says he switches hoes like a tv channel
Person 1: you know Tim?
Annie:hell yeah I dated him

Another hoe: me too!
Another pussy:his dick was 3 inches!
by TheChigga137 November 12, 2018
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