Yeah ignore everything else, tim is literally just a name to describe a person. He isn't the juxtaposition of intelligence, good looks, and athleticism that is described by the wretches (whom are likely named Tim) that hide behind the thin veil of confidence or worth granted by their superfluous definition of the name.
Some "unique" snowflake (probably named tim): OMG11!! TIM IS SO HOT AND GOOD AND ATHLETIC YOU SHOULD JUST BOW DOWN TO HIM. NO YOU SOULD JUST KIL URSELF!1!! BECAUSE YOU CAN NEVER AMOUNT TO PRODIGIOUSNESS, HOLY SHIT I JUST WANNA SUCK HIS DICK BECAUS HE IS JUST THAT GOOD!!!!
You, me, or some other individual whom displays even a slight pedigree of sentience: "Holy shit what type of fucking retard would take time out of their day to type this noisome, queasy, nauseating, outright offensive degenerate discard. Out of anything they could've done, they decided to jerk themselves off, on the internet, where nobody cares. They didn't even actually jerk themselves off, like nigga, do us all a favor, and decide in doing something productive, maybe consider a trade, go outside, talk to friends, anything other than praising yourself in order to maintain your delicate confidence (or the facade you hide behind)."
You, me, or some other individual whom displays even a slight pedigree of sentience: "Holy shit what type of fucking retard would take time out of their day to type this noisome, queasy, nauseating, outright offensive degenerate discard. Out of anything they could've done, they decided to jerk themselves off, on the internet, where nobody cares. They didn't even actually jerk themselves off, like nigga, do us all a favor, and decide in doing something productive, maybe consider a trade, go outside, talk to friends, anything other than praising yourself in order to maintain your delicate confidence (or the facade you hide behind)."
by UTTER FUCKING PERFECTION March 9, 2020
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by tjrline August 24, 2008
Get the Tim mug.The name Tim usually belongs to sophomores who linger on the outskirts of every social circle but are unwilling to join one because of an extreme aversion to being "labeled". Too bad the Tim's of the world fail to understand that by doing this they are labeled as one of the weird kids that somehow everyone knows.
His favorite words are probably "tubular", "gnarly", and "far out", and he claims to be able to snowboard and surf. He uses an inordinate amount of hair gel and dreams of having dreads. He wants the world to be exactly like Lennon's "Imagine" but he's just a dreamer without a plan.
His favorite words are probably "tubular", "gnarly", and "far out", and he claims to be able to snowboard and surf. He uses an inordinate amount of hair gel and dreams of having dreads. He wants the world to be exactly like Lennon's "Imagine" but he's just a dreamer without a plan.
Person A: Hey, have you seen Tim today?
Person B: Who's Tim?
OR
Person A: I heard Tim has a TronMaster.
Person B: No, she fired him long ago. He epically FAILED, man.
Person B: Who's Tim?
OR
Person A: I heard Tim has a TronMaster.
Person B: No, she fired him long ago. He epically FAILED, man.
by TronMaster February 7, 2009
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Get the tim mug.by Oor_Wullie November 6, 2007
Get the tim mug.1. A person with a tiny penis but assumes that it is big and shows it off in communal showers only to get laughed at by the other men who are in there.
2. A person who likes to get off in the back of their car listening to meatloaf
3. another name for a toilet brush
2. A person who likes to get off in the back of their car listening to meatloaf
3. another name for a toilet brush
by GayLarry October 1, 2009
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