When someone's fingers are extremely crooked. Typically pointing in a strange direction like a compass. (I would personally say that because it's like an arrow pointing to the last bit of treasure you can't find)
"Yeesh, they have a serious case of Compass Fingers!"
"Ayo, your fingers pointing in like five different directions! Your compass must be broken!"
"Ayo, your fingers pointing in like five different directions! Your compass must be broken!"
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Get the Compass Fingers mug.A symptom associated with an alcohol hangover when one turns their head faster than the brain can process what the eyes see, causing delayed disorienting vision.
Oh man I need to sit down. I drank too much last night and when I turned around just now Compass-brain almost made me fall down.
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