trial by penis

A sexual act in which a male partner inserts his flaccid penis into the back of a recipients mouth where it then becomes an erect. If the proper phallus has been selected, the erection alone should have the raw force and horsepower to grow to full size inside the throat and break the bitches’ neck. This is how fraternities select board members and how Trump got elected.

Brother1: I passed the trial by penis!
Brother2: Isn’t that manslaughter
Brother1: I passed the trial by penis!
Brother2: Isn’t that manslaughter
by Strawhatrain December 02, 2019
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Trial Dick

It's like the 7 day free trial for netflix. You have to give a credit card number and create an account. You'll forget to cancel though and your card gets charged and now your stuck with the shit. Lol Now replace the word Netflix with Dick.
by Jdubllu May 14, 2021
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presidential trial

A trial in which neither evidence nor witnesses are presented.
Bill Cosby demanded a presidential trial after hearing about them.
by comofo February 02, 2020
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Moonlight Trial

The result of a normal civilian persecuting another in the absence of the law. Commonly used against cheaters, liars, dictators, pedophiles, predators or any other person who may fly below the radar. Common communities who perform such actions are ANONYMOUS (full size), INTERPOL (UK), and LYSANT FEDERATION (Local)
He truly executed a moonlight trial on this person.
by syphani July 08, 2024
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Moonlight Trial

The result of a normal civilian persecuting another in the absence of the law. Commonly used against cheaters, liars, dictators, pedophiles, predators or any other person who may fly below the radar. Common communities who perform such actions are ANONYMOUS (full size), INTERPOL (UK), and LYSANT FEDERATION (Local)
He truly executed a moonlight trial on this person.
by syphani July 08, 2024
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trials exams

Noun
Plural Noun: Trials Exams

1. The period in which students are given a term of relaxation with random spikes of anxiety and stress, this is conducted through the use of exams that were primarily constructed to bring students into with their undeniable mystery atar.
Kim: hey, how'd you go in your trials exams?
Tom: great! i've finally realised i want to go to TAFE
by articulation August 16, 2017
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Spoodurance Trials

The Spoodurance Trials are most accurately defined as the Vampire Sex Olympics, in which 4 contestants of a Twilight order compete to please their judges in any sex-related way possible.

The competitors are from Stephenie Meyer's books: Twilight, New Moon, Eclipse, and more to come. They are: Carlisle Cullen, a.k.a. Dr. Feel, Emmett Cullen, the "bear" man, Jasper Hale, who keeps on whamming and whamming and whamming, and Edward Cullen, who knows what you want and exactly how you want it.

The Spoodurance Trials took place on the Twilight Lexicon on the imfamous Vampire Mating Threads. The official mascot for Trials is Spooderman, who made regular appearances throughout the event. Over a period of 4 days, the contestants were given ONE chance with each judge, and their individual trainers assisted them in this task.

Also see: spoo, Edward Cullen
The Spoodurance Trials unearthed much in the way of disturbing, yet satisfying, thoughts. Some of these include: mechanical bulls, Batman costumes, genderless Ryan Seacrest, snakes, pole dancing for vampires, glow-in-the-dark condoms, Kama Sutra and paint by the bucketloads.
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