by Downvoting Victim January 26, 2004

Gandhi fasted so long that his frame was rather frail,
And when he eat the strangest fruits his breath was often stale,
He walked barefoot so hard his bottom squirt his diagnosis,
(He was a) Super callused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
-The Newfangled Four
And when he eat the strangest fruits his breath was often stale,
He walked barefoot so hard his bottom squirt his diagnosis,
(He was a) Super callused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
-The Newfangled Four
by Random_doesn’t_equal_funny August 16, 2018

The type of people you encounter your whole life: full time whiners. While Mystic players pass most of their time explaining their strengths, Valors and Instincts spend their time showing why Mystic players are as bad as they seem, except for themselves.
Also notably called Blanchies whenever crying about something they didnt like in-game
Also notably called Blanchies whenever crying about something they didnt like in-game
PERSON A: My gym went down and no one was around, spoofers!
PERSON B: Stop being a Mystic, your gym could have been taken out from another position.
Person A randomnly whines about something
Person B: Aint you being quite a Blanchie...
PERSON B: Stop being a Mystic, your gym could have been taken out from another position.
Person A randomnly whines about something
Person B: Aint you being quite a Blanchie...
by GoodMysticDeadMystic July 24, 2018

by Noctico July 7, 2017

The Mystic Maestro is a wonderful person who is very artistic and kind. She cares a lot about her friends and might even beat up her friends if they are bullying one of her other friends. She is one of if not the best friend that anybody could ever have.
Chrantom: dude you should probably stop bullying me. The Mystic Maestro just came online
MHX: oh shit you're right
MHX: oh shit you're right
by Chrantom September 17, 2020

This person is a mystic
by 4l3xeatscookies January 17, 2022

Otau: I’m high lemme write a book called purple mystic!
Johney: we are going to make fun of you for it!!!
Johney: we are going to make fun of you for it!!!
by Omnipotent violet February 28, 2022
