Rear Hide

Rear Hide; the long stringy stands of rawhide bone dragging out your dogs butt.

When your dog chews on a rawhide bone for a week, than the next two days parts of it are hanging out his ass. Termed Rear Hide

by Divercurt February 26, 2011

Hide the hammer

When your wife spends her hard earned money for a boob job only to come home and find her husand playing hide the hammer with a drug induced Male prostitute.

Nancy came home and found her husband playing hide the hammer with his boy toy.

by Sluggou812 November 5, 2022

ho hide

The extra amount of cologne that an urban guy will wear to cover up the smell of his girlfriend from his wife.

Just got to tab on some extra ho hide so the wife don't find out!

by Iben Wakenoff November 30, 2016

hiding pedro

Having sex

I’m hiding Pedro tonight

by Thatthickbishhhhhh July 3, 2018

hide-a-cock

A seemingly tiny penis (not a micro penis - gross). But when it is aroused it grows exponentially into a gargantuan meat hammer.

Jeff looks unassuming with his tiny bulge in his speedos at the beach. But he definately has a Hide-a-cock and could satisfy a sea lion.

by Gangly Don September 24, 2023

hide the ugly

To engage in sexual congress.

1) So we went back to hers and totally played hide the ugly.

2) All it took was a couple of gin and tonics and she let me hide my ugly.

by beigebloke November 27, 2012

Hidee ho

A greeting used by crazy teachers when they write emails.

Hidee ho , Ms blubber here, just letting you know there's a test on Thursday .

by The school freak May 11, 2018