hiding pedro

Having sex

I’m hiding Pedro tonight

by Thatthickbishhhhhh July 3, 2018

hide-a-cock

A seemingly tiny penis (not a micro penis - gross). But when it is aroused it grows exponentially into a gargantuan meat hammer.

Jeff looks unassuming with his tiny bulge in his speedos at the beach. But he definately has a Hide-a-cock and could satisfy a sea lion.

by Gangly Don September 24, 2023

Hide the hammer

When your wife spends her hard earned money for a boob job only to come home and find her husand playing hide the hammer with a drug induced Male prostitute.

Nancy came home and found her husband playing hide the hammer with his boy toy.

by Sluggou812 November 5, 2022

ho hide

The extra amount of cologne that an urban guy will wear to cover up the smell of his girlfriend from his wife.

Just got to tab on some extra ho hide so the wife don't find out!

by Iben Wakenoff November 30, 2016

Rear Hide

Rear Hide; the long stringy stands of rawhide bone dragging out your dogs butt.

When your dog chews on a rawhide bone for a week, than the next two days parts of it are hanging out his ass. Termed Rear Hide

by Divercurt February 26, 2011

hide the cat

to get high.

Wanna hide the cat after school?

by ahh lecks November 6, 2009

Hide the cracker

Where 2 or more people take turns to hide a Jacobs Cream Cracker.

One the cracker is hid the race is on for the seekers to locate the cracker.

Connor- Jess do you want to play hide the cracker
Jess- yes it’s my favourite- I’ll close my eyes
Connor - ok, Jess go!

* Jess frantically runs round trying to find the cracker.

by Hidenseeker November 6, 2018