a douchbag martini bar is a bar that takes over a neighborhood watering hole.it is filled with homos and yuppies who think they are hip for paying 45 dollars for a shitty drink. it is often the target of a brick through the window by locals. the talk inside the bar usually consists of how to rename a neighborhood into something faggy like SoWa or SoHa and how big someones dick is(usually reserved for the gays who patronize the bar)
Fransisco-lets go to the new trendy bar that just oppened up in SoGay
John-ok but dont forget your manpurse like you did last time
normal guy walking by- you faggots accuatly like those douchbag martini bars you can get the same dirnk for 30 dollars cheaper....dick heads
John-ok but dont forget your manpurse like you did last time
normal guy walking by- you faggots accuatly like those douchbag martini bars you can get the same dirnk for 30 dollars cheaper....dick heads
by meecrob69 March 11, 2006
Get the douchbag martini barmug. The female audience on the dance floor that collectively share the same verbal phrases and visual characteristics. Phrases included but are not limited to “YAAASSS THIS IS MY SONG” or “OH MY GOD I LOVE THIS SOOOONGG” once the song shortly plays long enough to become identifiable and coincidentally being the fifth song of theirs in the last half hour. These females are most identifiable with hot Cheetos stains on two fingers and wearing a dress at least 2 sizes smaller than their actual size.
When Angie loses her hearing on the dance floor because a group of Blue Martini bitches excitingly scream to a Bad Bunny song intro playing for the third time that night.
by Alcohol loves Angie January 26, 2022
Get the Blue Martini Bitchesmug. When the person on top during 69 halfway let’s poop out of their asshole and touches the nose of the other person and sucks it back into their anal cavity.
by JordanThrash February 5, 2022
Get the Upside-down martinimug. A Sean Mackie Martini (AKA a pornstar martini) is an alcoholic beverage consisting of a combination of passion fruit, champagne, vanilla vodka, passion fruit liqueur and lime juice. This new name came into popularity when the pornstar Sean Mackie named pornstar martinis as his favourite evening beverage.
by Dr. Siv Melman October 15, 2020
Get the Sean Mackie Martinimug. When a guy injects heroin into his dick vein and gets an abscess at the injection site. Then, whilst receiving a blow job the abscess ruptured and drains in her mouth before he ejaculates.
by DontWannaTalkAboutIt June 13, 2018
Get the The Heroin Dirty Martinimug. When a man injects herion into the vein in his his dick, and then gets an abscess on the injection site. Then, when he’s getting a blow job and the abscess ruptured and starts draining in her mouth right before he ejacultes in her mouth.
by DontWannaTalkAboutIt June 13, 2018
Get the The Heroin Dirty Martinimug. by Karnel January 2, 2009
Get the Pee Pee Martinimug.