Chronic

For when you have the splats from smokin weed

oooo i got some bad chronic niggah

by The Tump July 23, 2003

chronic masturbator

A man who simply has a thing against carrying a loaded weapon around all the time.

Mother: *knocks on door* Billy, what are you doing in there?
Billy: uhhh... NOTHING.
Mother: Dammit Billy, you're a chronic masturbator just like your father.

by sir gibsalot December 9, 2008

Chronic Retardation

It's when someone is so dumb you are sure they are retarded but not medically diagnosed as being retarded.

OMG! Your you're such an idiot! Do you have Chronic Retardation?

by icchie_x October 8, 2009

Chronic Boredom

When you have no weed. And you have nothing better to do then to go on youtube and watch videos of people smoking it.

"I hate being sober,well lets go on youtube"
-Chronic Boredom

by PoonjabPackit420 June 26, 2008

chronic boom

The act of attaching copious amounts of marijuana to any type of dynamite or firework which results in a massive explosion of kush that spreads a god-like odor throughout the land.

Last night, I got some of my best afghan kush and tried a chronic boom. It was an amazing sight.

by Trickmaster 5002 March 2, 2009

chronically white

a phrase coined to refer to a dumb or stupid white person; someone who is painfully white.

"hey did you see @seth.shyrock on tiktoks new video?"

"yeah he's chronically white"

by chamolemon February 20, 2022

Chronic Wanker

One who carries around with them the uncontrollable urge to have a wank. This condition makes seemingly simple outings rather difficult.

Guy1: Yo man? Have you ever noticed all the white stains on the carpets in Doug's apartment?

Guy2: Yeah man its cause he's a fucking chronic wanker.

by doubledew June 15, 2010