A third-rate Jew who doesn't exist. You might think he's there whenever you talk to him, but really you're just imagining him. While being the fastest person ever, Swifty has also suffered through a paper-eating addiction. With his old age, he's now ugly af. But back in his day, he was the hottest lesbian I've ever seen.
Person 1: "Did you see Swifty the other day?"
Person 2: "Who's Swifty?"
Person 1: "I actually don't know."
Person 2: "Who's Swifty?"
Person 1: "I actually don't know."
by Arsenal47 May 19, 2021
Get the Swifty mug.Swiftie: “taylor swifts music is so good, shes such an awesome person and im never gonna stop talking about her, and if you disagree with me im gonna hate you, and it means you hate women which will get you cancelled by me and my taylor swift-“
Person 2: “can you shut your bitch ass up you annoying ass taylor shit fan.”
Person 2: “can you shut your bitch ass up you annoying ass taylor shit fan.”
by Bumdiddler April 24, 2025
Get the Swiftie mug.The act of eating hot food possibly curry before getting fucking shitfaced and pooping yourself on the way home.
by NeelyWeely March 26, 2021
Get the A Swifty mug.A metropolitan young adult (usually from Gen Z) that that has been socialized into individualism and pop feminism.
The usual caricature is a young college-educated white woman seems to be content with the rat race, and spends many thousands of dollars to see Taylor Swift- or for cathartic, non-liberating pleasure in general. The term is used to followers of LeftTok to call out and satire those exhibiting white feminist tendencies.
Much of Taylor Swift's fan base claims to embrace & embody feminism, but the kind that works within neoliberal capitalism, the carceral state & society, contemporary white supremacist structures, and anti-communitarianism. When they are nudged to recognize and realign, they usually ignore it all and go back to indulgence.
The usual caricature is a young college-educated white woman seems to be content with the rat race, and spends many thousands of dollars to see Taylor Swift- or for cathartic, non-liberating pleasure in general. The term is used to followers of LeftTok to call out and satire those exhibiting white feminist tendencies.
Much of Taylor Swift's fan base claims to embrace & embody feminism, but the kind that works within neoliberal capitalism, the carceral state & society, contemporary white supremacist structures, and anti-communitarianism. When they are nudged to recognize and realign, they usually ignore it all and go back to indulgence.
I came across this Swifty on TikTok that was saying "the real poors are the ones who have to stand outside the stadium for Taylor Swift's Era's Tour."
by Genedide June 19, 2023
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Get the closet swiftie mug.When a male or female pops up, sleeps with everything in their capacity over a short period of time then vanishes from the public eye, only to pop up in another village/town/city/continent having written numerous songs/poems/Facebook updates/general gobbing off about the lacklustre performance of their previous lovers, before repeating the cycle again.....and again.
Pull A Swiftie
"Have you seen that new bit of totty that has moved in to Peckham Road.... Phwooooaaaar!!!"
"Stay well clear mate, rumour has it that she Pull(ed) a Swiftie in her last town......"
"Have you seen that new bit of totty that has moved in to Peckham Road.... Phwooooaaaar!!!"
"Stay well clear mate, rumour has it that she Pull(ed) a Swiftie in her last town......"
by ThroatPunch January 10, 2017
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