swiftie cupcake

An account that obsessed over Taylor Nation and desperately tries to get noticed. They say they love all her music and don’t have favorites. Their tweets are all basic and they are super fake. They have Never Met Taylor in their bio, abs their display name is preceded by Love,

swiftie cupcakes are the most annoying breed on stan twitter. they should go back to tumblr

swiftie cupcake by Kellydswift July 2, 2020

Swinty 

Describing the weather, specifically an overcast day where sunglasses are still needed to prevent squinting and the associated headache.

Bit swinty out today don’t forget your sunnies.

Swinty by Matterbox August 24, 2019

swift half 

five pints or more down the pub. usually ending with some kind of bizarre drunken hilarity.

"swift half" refers to the mythical quick half pint on the way home, or on your way somewhere... never happens.

"I woke up this morning with mustard all down my jeans and a kebab in my bed. Ooh me head... I only went out for a swift half"

swift half by Ben Bashford June 3, 2003

shifty butcher

(n) A homosexual man.

One who takes all their meat in via the back door.

That Graham Norton's a right old shifty butcher.

shifty butcher by Anthony Storey October 3, 2007

Shifty Schwartz 

A guy who pretends to be a movie producer to lure young girls onto the "casting couch"

The Shifty Schwartz put out an ad for "actresses" in the local newspapaer ad.

Shifty Schwartz by nastynaterack July 10, 2009

shifty people 

UNTRUSTWORTHY, SLY, TREACHEROUS, DISHONEST

The world is full of shifty people

shifty people by shifty people March 22, 2017

SWIFT 

A totally useless trucking company that hires only retards and unskilled drivers who usually fuck up so bad that they bring shame to the trucking community.

acronyms for S.W.I.F.T
1. See What I Fucked up Today
2. Sure Wish I Finished Training
3. So What If I Fuck Toddlers
4. T.F.I.W.S that's SWIFT backwards for Two Fags In A White Semi

SWIFT by Blue Koi September 15, 2013