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Sprite Cranberry

Truly soda at its finest. Popularized by the seasonal commercial featuring Lebrun James. Once you take a drink of the soft drink youll be be transported to a new world colored in red land green with Landon asking you if I wanna sprite cranberry. Basically it is the best meme and best thing ever made. It has been reported that there was a sighting of Jesus drinking a sprite cranberry.
Lebron: (breaks down door)wanna Sprite cranberry? Everybody else: omfg yes pls
by Kittensobad April 7, 2019
mugGet the Sprite Cranberrymug.

SPRITE CRANBERRY

Sometimes said to be the sweat of the heavens, it was given first to a prophet who went around the world spreading this elixir,Sprite cranberry was later turned in to a beverage only for the king and the nobility. As this amazing nectar was being served to the world the prophet prayed to the heavens and asked it in all it’s glory if this elixir had a name, and the heavens responded by sending their messenger:Lebron James he said that the nectar had a name: SPRITE CRANBERRY
hera:hey Zeus would like some SPRITE CRANBERRY?
zeus:GIVE IT TO ME BITCH!!!
by Americanski November 27, 2019
mugGet the SPRITE CRANBERRYmug.

Sprite of the day

A meme revolving around the idea of taking a picture of a drink and writing “sprite of the day” when it is,in fact, not sprite
Person 1: “gonna have my sprite of the day *holds up bleach*”
Person 2: “um pretty sure that’s-“
Person 1: *crazy eyes* “it’s my sprite of the day”
by Artillerymonkey October 9, 2018
mugGet the Sprite of the daymug.

Whale Sprite

A short thin woman, typically with an expressive extroverted personality that is quick to anger, who is attracted to tall fat men who typically are reserved introverted and calm
Man, we should’ve guessed that Mya would’ve been a Whale Sprite. She needs someone to balance her out
by False_Hydra September 12, 2023
mugGet the Whale Spritemug.

grape sprite

It’s like sprite but there’s some grape in there
Bro this some grape sprite… u want some, issa like sprite but like wit grape.
by I read the manga August 11, 2021
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gay sprite

Sprite from McDonalds, commonly referred to as McDank’s, or Dank’s
“Bro this is some gay sprite”
For real? Lemme try”
“Goddamn this shit homosexual
by D fil lmbvc April 29, 2022
mugGet the gay spritemug.

Sprite People

When you’re asking a group of “people” if they want drugs while wearing a sprite shirt.
by Bettywhitevibez November 1, 2020
mugGet the Sprite Peoplemug.

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