Whale Sprite

A short thin woman, typically with an expressive extroverted personality that is quick to anger, who is attracted to tall fat men who typically are reserved introverted and calm

Man, we should’ve guessed that Mya would’ve been a Whale Sprite. She needs someone to balance her out

by False_Hydra September 12, 2023

gay sprite

Sprite from McDonalds, commonly referred to as McDank’s, or Dank’s

“Bro this is some gay sprite”
“For real? Lemme try”
“Goddamn this shit homosexual”

by D fil lmbvc April 29, 2022

Sprite Cranberry

Truly soda at its finest. Popularized by the seasonal commercial featuring Lebrun James. Once you take a drink of the soft drink youll be be transported to a new world colored in red land green with Landon asking you if I wanna sprite cranberry. Basically it is the best meme and best thing ever made. It has been reported that there was a sighting of Jesus drinking a sprite cranberry.

Lebron: (breaks down door)wanna Sprite cranberry? Everybody else: omfg yes pls

by Kittensobad April 7, 2019

cranberry sprite

The holiest drink created by man through the recipe from niggas

Nigga imma beat yo ass up u don't drink cranberry sprite nigga

by F3rg1e21 December 5, 2018

Sprite People

When you’re asking a group of “people” if they want drugs while wearing a sprite shirt.

Damn Rj is Sprite People.

by Bettywhitevibez November 1, 2020

Diet sprite

A bland-looking white woman who is considered conventionally attractive.

Before he was a pedophile, Woody Allen dated a series of diet sprites.

That fashion show was full of diet sprites.

Jeff is dating a diet sprite because he enjoys power-signaling.

by Fever_dream May 25, 2018

Sprite of the day

A meme revolving around the idea of taking a picture of a drink and writing “sprite of the day” when it is,in fact, not sprite

Person 1: “gonna have my sprite of the day *holds up bleach*”
Person 2: “um pretty sure that’s-“
Person 1: *crazy eyes* “it’s my sprite of the day”

by Artillerymonkey October 9, 2018