don't light my shed on fire

A response to be used when being yelled at, such as by a parent. The rough equivalent of "don't tase me bro!" An answer indicating surrender and a desire to avoid harm.

Mom: "I told you to be home by 5! How could you be late for your grandfather's birthday?!?!"
Son: "Sorry, mom! Jeez, don't light my shed on fire! I just forgot, OK?!?

by smalltowngamers July 29, 2010

shed-dragger

those people that like to drag a caravan (shed) 4 times the size of their car, often with wing mirrors 4 times the size of their caravan (shed) making over-taking an impossible feat, and you guessed it, getting to your destination 4 times longer!!

Shouting "you fucking shed-dragger!!" at anyone dragging a shed.

by Skinuss May 16, 2008

Sheddage

Colloquialism pertaining to the quantity and quality of a blokes sheds and contents.

"That guy has some great sheddage". "With all these new toys I will have to increase my sheddage."

by Dunedinite November 11, 2011

Shed girl

A girl who gets so drunk, that she sleeps in a shed

Holly: Last night I got so drunk I slept in a shed, I am such a mess
Andrew: No you're not, you're a shed girl!!!

by Dr ifor Sloth April 11, 2013

Shedding

When you masturbate to completion in front of a pet iguana or other domesticated reptile.

Tired of my iguana judging me when I’m shedding.

by Master Shedder August 12, 2020

tool shedding

When the stock markets gets hit in your grill and you have no idea what the fukk is going on.

Lou was buying BHP in Australia and it was getting a tool shedding.

by Jimaxgp January 22, 2008

tuna shed

Another word for Cunt...

I wouldnt mind sniffing around Amy's Tuna Shed....

by dirtydogsaint April 24, 2008