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seat mate

the person (likely your very distracting bff) who you choose sit next to in class. This person will constantly harass you and the 2 of you will often get in trouble. do NOT be surprised if the teacher says things like "get your feet off the table and take off your eye masks, this isn't your living room and its not nap time" but ur too buzzed to even care.
girl: sauce me a waffle I'm hungry
bff: omg its blueberry eggo
girl: yayyyyy wanna take a nap
teacher: *sends email to parents saying*: In a nutshell, I feel that your daughter's performance in class is due almost entirely to not paying attention. Sometimes this is due to talking with her seat mate and sometimes this is due to sneak peeking at her phone.
by unicornsarereal May 6, 2018
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Seat Aarona

When the name Aaron is mixed with the german car "Seat Arona".
It is possible that Aaron merges with the car and becomes a fast boy.
The Seat Aarona drives faaaast.
by Cinniminnihalal April 29, 2019
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Seat Gripper

A shit so big you have to grab the sides of the toilet to push it out.
Mike: Dude, are you okay?
Ed: Yeah, that bastard was so big, and wasn’t coming out, I had to hold on for dear life just to give birth to that monstrosity.

Mike: Oh, you experienced a seat gripper!!
Ed: I see you speak from experience.
by FergusMcCloud May 5, 2019
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Seat Ibiza

A thing with 4 wheels with a slow Diesel engine. It often produces a lot of smoke
Guy 1: OMG! Is that a fire?
Guy 2: No. It’s just a douchebag showing off his seat ibiza
by azeiteiro25 April 28, 2021
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Seat Leon FR1

Limited Seat Leon sold with backets and powerfull engine from 175 HP to 230 HP
Did you see that Seat Leon FR1 it's just like a racecar
by fiiiuum November 23, 2021
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Seat Arona

El SEAT Arona es el SUV urbano por excelencia y con un diseño dinámico, en el cual tú pones tus propias definiciones al crear tu propio camino.
Persona 1: ¡Mira ya llego Lorena con su SEAT Arona!

Persona 2: WOW, con que facilidad se estacionó.
by SpookySpooky November 25, 2021
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Seat Cover.

An alternative way to refer to a man’s beard in a sexual manner. No beard shaming as we only want to appreciate a well kept face that doubles as a perfect seat.
Talalima: *swipes right* omg you have the perfect Seat Cover.

Hims: thanks, but my - what am I missing… I don’t understand.

Talalima: Ooh your beard is what I’m referring to…
by talamobley444 December 22, 2021
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