scrotum envy

the jealous feelings harboured towards a mans balls, similar to penis envy.

After years of taking performance enhancing drugs, Bill experienced sever scrotum envy when he realized he didn't quite measure up in the locker room.

by bobjoebill March 16, 2017

Scrotum-floatem

A bar game whereby contestants rub Ice Cubes on their genitalia (usually ball sack, sex permitting) then tries to throw it in such a manor as it lands in the glass of another. Points are awarded (accumulatively) for:

1. The act of throwing the cube itself (1 point);

2. A successful delivery (2 points);

2. A successful delivery into the intended recipient's glass (2 points);

3. The recipient not noticing (3 points);

4. The person drinking, post act (5 points).

"I was just splashed by something landing in my glass!"
"Don't drink it bro, there's probably a game of Scrotum-floatem going on. Quick, take your pants off and rub this Ice Cube on yourself."

by Krayon December 15, 2013

Scrotum Slap

For those kinky bastards with high pain tolerances, their gyal often perform this finishing move for an adrenaline rush in the nuts for an extra boost

Emily gave dave a scrotum slap and that got him rearing to go

by adamap03 September 21, 2019

sea scrotum

A "Sea Scrotum" is a week old shaven

prickly ball sack that resembles a young sea urchin

The "Sea Scrotum" is a weapon spiked ball mounted on the base of the shaft, resembling a sea urchin, usually with a long spike extending straight from the top and many smaller spikes around the base of the head. The spikes distinguish it from the prick, which can have, at most, flanges or small knobs.

by Bigfatbozwithbigfatballbag January 11, 2019

Scrotum Bopper

Someone who participates in the act of bopping another's scrotum. similiar to teabag. usually done with forehead.

Megan is a Scrotum Bopper

by Dane W. April 18, 2008

Scrotum Snogger

One who french kisses/cuddles a stinky and sweaty scrotum.

Quit kissing my scrotum, you scrotum snogger!

by Alyizzle March 8, 2009

scrotum-face

A small, skinny, annoying person who is generally the outsider in a group of friends and 'hangs' around them just as a scrotum does.

Hamish: "What's Monty like?"

Jock: "He's a real scrotum-face"

by ACEOFSPADES01 July 19, 2010