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scamnesia

1. diagnosis Dx for political high ups when they reply to Congressional hearings or a Federal Grand Jury with the defense "I don't recall."

Variations: "I don't remember."
"I don't know."
"I don't recollect."

2. Dx for cheating significant others, or persons involved in possible criminal conduct or nefarious activities in a workplace.
1. Scooter Libby's scamnesia defense in 2004 Congressional hearings re: the outing of CIA operative Valerie Plame, whose former diplomatic corp husband was a vocal war critic.

Invented by President Ronald Reagan, who caught a serious case of scamnesia(later dx'd as alzheimers) during the Iran-Contra hearings in 1987
"The simple truth is, 'I don't remember - period'" - President Reagan writing to the Tower Commission to set the record straight about whether he authorized the arms shipment (to Iran)in advance.
by tenzen January 2, 2009
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Scan Monkey

Any lowly employee in a retail big box store. Commonly seen wearing colored polo shirts with name tags and khaki pants, carrying some sort of portable barcode scanning apparatus, such as a scan gun. Usual habitats include, but are not limited to: Walmart, Target, Best Buy, Old Navy, Shoe Carnival, and at one time, Blockbuster Video. The Scan Monkey is well-known for its constant screeches of sarcasm and passive-aggressive tendencies, particularly towards figures of authority and their customers.

Approach one at your own risk, preferably while baring gifts of candy... or caffeine.
Jimmy: Let's see, I'm 30 now and I've worked at Walmart, Blockbuster, Hot Topic, Krogers, Best Buy, Sears, and now I'm doing a nickel as an Assistant Guest Services Specialist over at Rent-A-Center.

Kevin: So in other words, you've been nothing but a professional Scan Monkey your whole adult life?? *snort*

Jimmy: Eat my arse, BUTT MUNCH!!
by jimmydevious January 27, 2013
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Scandalmonger

A person who stirs up public outrage toward someone or their actions by spreading rumors or malicious gossip.
Man these bitches are all just scandalmongers!
by #1 real bitch July 28, 2016
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Sannah

Sannah is a great type of Person. She's very loving, always thinks About others first than herself. Usually has beautiful brown eyes And If you get to know her She Will be very funny and great to Spend time with. If you get the chance to date her you'll never let her go Because she is the most awesome girl you Will ever meet. Hardworking, very dedicated And smart! She wont be the first one you Will notice Because She is quiet but if you talk to her you Will descover how beautiful and special she really is, and you Cant keep your eyes off of her!
Guy: " wauw have you seen Sannah? She is so pretty! Hope I get the chance to talk to her"
by Franss February 24, 2017
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sanneke

sanneke is a name for a girl who is beautiful and a really good friend. she's always nice to everyone and deserves as much love as possible xxxx char
she's a sanneke; everyone just loves her
by charlotje October 25, 2017
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SCAN WHORE

A scan whore refers to someone that plays the game Rainbow Six Siege they scans enemy’s to get points and usually has very few kills and climbs to the top of the leader board
“Hey why the fuck is max on top of the leader board he has one kill and I have 12”
“He is a scan whore that’s why”
by SockRock February 19, 2018
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sannue

She’s an amazing person. Period .
“ sannue is so amazing
by Snakskkswjsks March 8, 2019
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