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singed pubes

Burning your pubic hair down to the nubs.
Aw fuck I singed my pubes with my lighter!
by Spencer P. August 10, 2004
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singe-watch

To blaze through a show so quickly that you burn yourself slightly
"I just singe-watched 'The Crown' and I think I can still smell my hair burning"
by MangMang December 30, 2017
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singing flat

Singing slightly off-note. When this happens in published work (e.g. YouTube videos, CD's, etc.) most of the audience doesn't even notice, but people with a strong sense of pitch (most notably, perfect pitch) can easily notice this.
"Mark made such an awesome cover, don't you agree?"
"What do you mean? He was singing flat the entire song."
by Gazotey October 7, 2017
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constipated singing

{kon-stuh-peyt sing-ing}

1. act of performing a song or voice composition so terribly that the singer is likely or at least seems to be in danger of dying from chronic and/or severe constipation.

2. act of performing a song or voice composition so painfully forced and earnestly that the listeners to said alleged music torture suffer from multiple colon perforations that can and will likely lead to the listener's death
When will Sam Smith's manager force him to go to the ER? I'm scared that he will die from chronic constipation. He's been diagnosed by dozens of doctors listening to his constipated music and his constipated singing.
by Tsarstepan September 5, 2019
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Singing Hills

Is a hood where the crips and bloods get alone. They get up with any nigga or bitch and all they females are hood and fine they don't play about Ronnie catfish. if u every over their don't go to smile zone they pull every fucking teeth in yo mouth with they hoe ass. Nigga over there ready to take any nigga bitch at any time. Fuck with Glenview they got the best food
Don: I don't fuck with singing hills niggas the gangsters.

Dj:shut yo bitch ass up and give me yo shit and yo bitch.
by 2xbihh December 18, 2018
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Sing Job

When you use a penis as a microphone and just sing at it.
“She said she wanted to give me a ‘sing job’, I thought it was weird, but I came in her mouth when she was hitting a high note
by PoonSlayer97 October 19, 2017
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Song-sing

(verb). Song-sing: (a) To be at the pinnacle of one's career.
(b) To achieve excellence in a field or fields of pursuit.
She just won a nobel prize in economics - she's really song-singing right now.
by Mankiw November 3, 2010
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