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Rafael

Rafael is the most amazing person you will ever be friends with in your life. He is a very caring and loving person but if you have any troubles with some dangerous people he will protect you with his massive biceps. If you ever meet a rafael you can expect that his best body part is circumcised but huuuuuge and he knows how to work with it. I dont live far away from a person named rafael and i see many girls walking in an after about 3h(thats how long he lasts) they try to walk out again but you cant say walk because thats not possible after one session with this crazy guy.

He is also very good at sports (obviously). His body really works for every kind of sport but you can see that from miles.

So if you want to make the right decision in life marry a guy named rafael and if its possible his last name should start with the letter L.
Her: Hey my boyfriend doesnt satisfy me in bed anymore

Best friend: What‘s his name

Her: Not Rafael

Best friend: Then i understand the problem
by Rafaelfanboy November 23, 2021
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Rafael

Rafael is the supreme leader of a large group of minions that will do anything he tells them to, cause he's the creator of all things in the universe. He might seem awkward at times, but he's very sweet, smart and charming. He's usually a social introvert, preferring to stay home with a book or a computer, or to stick to small gatherings with close friends, but he's a fuckboi too, cause he knows what he has and wants to get more. He's also well known for his creativity, being able to create almost anything. You should be careful to not fall in love with a Rafael, they're impossible to forget.
"Did you see that boi with the huuuge dick?"
"I think you mean Rafael?"
"Yes girl, I think I fell in love."
by amy882918k November 22, 2021
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Rafael Mohr

A young human being with some very special characteristics.
One being his uncommon hair often referred to as "Kraushaar".
In austrian culture he is known to be the opposite of an adventurer, which is often seen as a consequence of his Kraushaar.

His living environment consists of a combination of the "Bregenzerwald" and the "Rheinthal".
In the Bregenzerwald he can express his animal instincts, while in the Rheinthal he integrates into the civilized society.

There is a huge spectrum of names for this creature. He is most commonly reffered to as Ruffy, rm1, rm, Ralael or even Lalael Mol.
Later i will visit rafael mohr to smoke a jibbit.
rafael mohr got a minus on his test, i think it's because of his Kraushaar.
by Scherl February 23, 2018
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Rafael

Rafael is a pimple face 4 eyes but he pulls more cute girls his words will make you fall for him in a second.
Rafael- these 4 eyes can see far more than the future like you and me together

Ja- goofy ass pick up line 😭
by Paradise Valley December 1, 2022
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John Rafael

You're so John Rafael it hurts.
by Jeremiah Sanchez November 22, 2021
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Rafael

Rafael is a total weirdo!

He loves the YouTuber flamingo, looks a little like him, and acts like him.

His catch phrase is, “Get noobed!” and only says it if he ‘roasts’ someone, or something bad happens to someone.

He is annoying as hell, loves Pokémon, is forever single, and is dumb

That’s Rafael 😒
Person: Hey Rafael, I don’t get this question.. can you help me?

Rafael: Haha! Get noobed!

Person: why do I even try—
by Lady_Kiana_22 December 18, 2019
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Rafael

did u see that rafael there
yeah hes so hot
i know!
by Rafaelhot June 11, 2021
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