Woodside Priory

Pretentious college prep school in silicon valley full of rich white kids who pay way too much for their weed. The weed's fucking terrible by the way. The school likes to think its diverse so they accept like 5 black kids and they even pride themselves on that. Look guys! Look how accepting we are! Look how diverse our student body is! Did I mention this school is absurdly expensive? Yeah 48K for day students and 60K for dormers. You'd think with all that money they get they could actually hire some competent teachers. But they don't. There's maybe like 5 good teachers out of the 30 they have. The rest should be kept 500 ft away from all schooling institutions. School is also insanely liberal but what do you expect? It's in silicon valley. But it's a vicious liberal echo chamber and this is coming from a liberal. You shoulda seen this school after election day. Not pretty. If I were to describe Woodside Priory with just one word, it'd be "ironic". They think they're so diverse with their five minorities that they boast about. It's a catholic school but everyone's a raging atheist. It's a school full of rich white kids but everyone's a liberal. It's a very expensive tuition that would imply class, but is so full of classless people.

I wasted 4+ years of my life and hundreds of thousands of dollars, smoked terrible pot that I paid way too much for, and was virtue signaled by an out of touch administration about diversity all at Woodside Priory.

by shutupsciencebitch September 28, 2017

Primordial pouch

that dangling thing on cats that you often mistake it for the cat being pregnant

person 1: yo is your cat pregnant
person 2: nah she has a primordial pouch
Person 1: WTF is that

by Walrus64 February 16, 2021

primarcjacobs

mix of the popular shops primark and marc jacobs. For those who like to gloss up frankly lie about where they purchased their clothes.

Other forms = primarcjacobs, Primarda, and ANY other designer house you can stick PRI in front of.
Where is your bag from? PRIMARK-jacobs SWEEDY

by wigga_h February 8, 2007

Priori i-can-taste-em

The splendid journey of olfactory sensations and taste memories you experience while cleaning out food-covered dishes in the sink, re-experiencing each dish in the reverse order in which you placed it there.

Tom: Ah, yes...I sense the taco dinner on this plate...now, that plastic container which held my half-eaten tuna sandwich lunch...and what's this, left from my breakfast? The rotten egg residue clinging to the nonstick pan. Expelliarmus, foul odors of last week's meals!
Harry: You just achieved priori i-can-taste-em!

by Juice Banner December 21, 2016

primer prime

An Autobot holding the rank of Prime who's exterior lack paint, thus he is decorated only by primer

Optimus' paint got chipped off, I guess he's the Primer Prime now.

by Makuta Prime April 18, 2018

Priorsexual

Priorsexual means you are attracted to feminine men, and masculine women

My homie Noah is priorsexual

by priorsexual man June 16, 2021

primark queen

Girl born in 2005 who looks orange,wears excessive make-up and has an insane love for primark. Most often found in blackpool. And will have an extremely english name and herritage. Most often a white tanned girl. But exceptions apply.

Oh my god look at that primark queen chantelle.

by Megawang99 August 11, 2021