by Peanut_Fest October 17, 2020
It is when a guy slathers peanut butter all over his genitals and puts his pants back on until his girlfriend comes home. He then pulls down his pants and treats her like a dog.
by Jiff Crunchy.....Boner March 23, 2014
The other day I made the most delicious triple decker PB&J sandwich, and when I got to my table, it was so obvious that everyone else was peanut butter and jealous.
by BradleyAdamnit September 19, 2011
Accomplishing a Lumpy Peanut Butter is no walk in the park. Many have failed resulting in massive injury. The first step in completing this amazing feat requires courage. First, the male (or shemale) will stick is entire scrotum into an inhabitted wasps nest and rapidly shake and thrash about as if the person was having a seizure. Next, the person will submerge their now lumpy sack into a jar of skippies peanut butter. Finally, the person will hang closely infront of a pack of starving wolves and wave their now perfectly prepaired testicles in a taunting manner. They will ultimately be torn to shreds resulting in the greatest high of all time, otherwise known a s a super high.
Andy- Hey man i just did a Lumpy Peanut Butter!
Josh- Wow really?! How was it?
Andy- FUCKING AWESOME!!!
Josh- Wow really?! How was it?
Andy- FUCKING AWESOME!!!
by ABurrgess January 04, 2013
The act of placing peanut butter on ones own genetailia or anus and allowing ones pet, usually a dog, to lick the peanut butter off. causing an orgasm
JESSE: i let my dog munch peanut butter off my asshole
CANDI: That's hot!!!, i should try PEANUT BUTTER MUNCHING!!
BOBBIE: you're a fucking sicko
CANDI: That's hot!!!, i should try PEANUT BUTTER MUNCHING!!
BOBBIE: you're a fucking sicko
by PARTNERS IN CRIME TOO October 22, 2010
After a long drawn out blow job, the man scoops some peanut butter into his hand and smacks the woman across her face and says, "how you like that bitch."
by olipoo July 31, 2008
by BlackPahnda August 25, 2018