pap features

A comeback commonly used by people who enjoy childish insults and who cannot think of a decent comeback at the time of insult.
Can also be a term of endearment for sadistic friends.
See "fuckbag" and also "shiteface"

"Shut it pap features."
"What you up to pap features."

by Disco_Magnet March 6, 2009

oh, pap

Similar to the definition of oh, snap but with a little more umph and aggression.

she told him, Oh, pap!

by Jocelyn Shanks November 20, 2010

Pap

The lower half of an extremely obese persons stomach that's so distended that it covers their genitals.

Acronym for Paunch Above Penis (masculine), Paunch Above Pussy (feminine) or Paunch Above Package (neutral).

Synonyms: BIF (Butt in Front), Gunt

Wally had to lift his pap in order to take a whiz.

by Chuck Poon May 13, 2005

Shush pap

Patting your friends back while shushing them.

Karkat shush pap(Ed) his moral Gamzee

by magical baby fetus February 17, 2019

Pap Attack

The female equivalent of a kick in the balls, when a woman is punched, slapped or kicked in the boob. The attacker will cry "Pap attack!" So everyone knows that they have been wounded.

Megan and Iona stood having a fight:
Megan: "You're a bitch."
Iona: "You're a dink."
Megan pulls back and punches Iona in the boob and screams, "Pap attack!"

Iona backs away holding her boob, growling at her attacker. Iona retreats to a safe distance with her arms crossed over her chest as to prevent another attack.

by Ghost in the Attic. August 8, 2013

pap it aff

An awesome way to ask for something, show joy, or the act of sexual intercourse.

Also can be interchanged with an action
Also can be interchanged with hello and good bye

Papitaffaduur

Rizzle: Hey, pap me aff that pencil right there.

Monte: I just ficused that jirl!!!
Rizzle: Pap it aff!!!!!

Rizzle: That jirl is sexy
Monte: I would like to pap her aff

Monte: That chick can barely walk
Rizzle: That's cuz i just paped her aff!!!!!!

Rizzum: hey, want 2 pap aff the librario wit me, Mante?
Mante: Hepp yea, Ill pap it aff witcha Rizzalator

by Rizzum February 18, 2009

Pap Tats

The way a New York City cab driver says Pop Tarts.

Yo, git in da damn cah. An' bring wonna dem Pap Tats wit'cha.

by Satchmo II September 7, 2005