by Therandomperson123 October 23, 2019

by Therealone1864 October 24, 2019

Ex/ crush :I bet you're dating your dad/mum
You: atleast I have a dad
Or
Ex/crush: It's October 26th idiot
You: You can't talk about your personality in mirror
You: atleast I have a dad
Or
Ex/crush: It's October 26th idiot
You: You can't talk about your personality in mirror
by Jeffery The Tree October 16, 2020

EVERYONE : “Ayo Maggie guess what day it is”
Maggie : “what is it”
EVERYONE : “October 26”
Maggie : “ oh shit”
Maggie : “what is it”
EVERYONE : “October 26”
Maggie : “ oh shit”
by Bobthecreeper2008 October 21, 2019

Him: Hey Nigga wanna do some hardcore anal
The homie: fuck yeah
The homie: pulls down pants
Him:inserts cock and starts to drill his ass
Homie: wait it’s not October 26 it’s the 25
Them: of fuck my ass really?
The homie: fuck yeah
The homie: pulls down pants
Him:inserts cock and starts to drill his ass
Homie: wait it’s not October 26 it’s the 25
Them: of fuck my ass really?
by Jakepaulisgay6909 October 25, 2019

Person 1: *kisses a girl 😘*
Person 2 (girl): Why you did this?! Are you crazy?!!
Person 1: Is 26 October!
Person 2 (girl): DAMN IT!
Person 2 (girl): Why you did this?! Are you crazy?!!
Person 1: Is 26 October!
Person 2 (girl): DAMN IT!
by PandyStyle October 23, 2019

by Loubigd October 26, 2020
