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National fuck your teddy day

At the 28th of March it is fuck your teddy day. It’s used to take stress out of the people and get them relaxed. It was firstly seen in the north of Germany where a lot of people got a teddy named teddy.
So it was decided to fuck them at the 28th of March!

At this day you are supposed to put a 🧸 after

every social media post you do!

Teddys are usually named Emma at this das because it’s a traditional name.
The National fuck your teddy day is often defined as:
Let’s bang teddy or you can just say
Tedcum it’s a synonym for the national fuck your teddy day.
by German Knowledge Master February 18, 2021
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National fuck a homie day

March 6
National fuck a homie day is a day dedicated to pleasuring your “homie” or best friend for being a good friend, dont forget the socks or that’d be gay, bonus points if it’s thigh highs
Person 1: National fuck a homie day is coming up, did you get the lube?
Person 2: yes, I got the lube

National fuck a homie day is a day on march 6 were you and you’re friend should partake in gay sex
by Standardissue757 March 6, 2024
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National fuck a homie day

March 6

national fuck your homie day is day dedicated to pleasuring your homie for being a good homie don’t forget your socks or it’d be gay
National fuck a homie day is coming up did you get lube?
by Standardissue757 March 6, 2024
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National fuck day

National fuck day is October 8th and every body has sex
Montay: Roman I fucking today cause it’s national fuck day

Roman: same bros
by Big dick tay October 7, 2019
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national fuck the pope day

You have to fuck a pope if you find one. Your welcome popes.
ah yes it’s national fuck the pope day.
by thesaint. October 31, 2020
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National Fucking Day

November 25th is a day when you and your significant other have to fuck
National Fucking Day
Person 1: “Hey it’s November 26th you know what that means!”

Person 2: “Oh shit, let’s fuck!”
by Ø Barreiro November 25, 2023
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National Fuck a Drummer Day

National Fuck a Drummer Day is a day to rejoice and celebrate your syncopated friends by having hot, passionate sex with them. National Fuck a Drummer Day falls on December 28th!
"It's National Fuck A Drummer Day, get on that bed so we can start celebrating."
by jDerulo10 October 10, 2024
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