Mono-sexual

Just a lonely guy or gal that has sex with himself.

Dude 1:dude where were you i could not find you at the strip club
Dude 2: soz bro i was fucking my-self you know just being a Mono-sexual

by Hardeetoo May 23, 2019

mono bucket

those buckets of alcohol/liquor you get at a bar that usually get passed around and sipped by 5-10 people using the same straw -- can also use "mono glass"

im not drinking from your mono bucket...

by jenlinn February 5, 2009

Mono

An animal that eats bananas

Look at that Michael! The Colombian mono Michael throw a banana to me

by El tontito October 16, 2019

Mono

When someone kisses another human by shoving their tongue down their throat and out their ass. Usually common horny among teens that have no self control.

My homeboy received mono.

by GoldenGabe28 July 12, 2019

Mono

Best playlist/album of the year 2018, Perfect for emo hours, from President kim namjoon.

Damn man, mono is amazing but moonchild got me sobbing.

by Jimjanyoung October 22, 2018

mono

monkey in spanish; also reffering to (a typically crazy) person.

Vincent is such a mono.

by MONOCORP January 13, 2023

Mono

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by A Random a Guy March 5, 2022