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(How To Be) A Millionaire

I've seen the future, huh, I can't afford it and
Tell you the truth, sir, someone just bought it
Say Mr. Whispers, here come the click of dice
Roulette and blackjack, build us a paradise
Larger than life and twice as ugly
If we have to live there, you'll have to drug me
Maybe these luxuries can only compensate
For all the cards you were dealt
At the hands of fate (so tell me)
Tell me, tell me
How to be (how to be) a millionaire
Tell me, tell me
How to be (how to be) a millionaire
Millionaire, billionaire, trillionaire
Hardly surprising if you might consider
Loyalties go to the highest of bidders
Want my opinion? I'd give you ten to one
Give me a million, a franchise on fun (woo!)
But there are millions who often get nowhere
And there's just one secret I think you should share
Maybe these luxuries can only compensate
For all the cards you were dealt
At the hands of fate (so tell me)
Tell me, tell me
How to be (how to be) a millionaire
Tell me, tell me
How to be (how to be) a millionaire
Millionaire, billionaire, zillionaire
Maybe these luxuries can only compensate (come on, come on)
For all the cards you were dealt, babe
At the hands of fate (so tell me)
Tell me, tell me
How to be (how to be) a millionaire
Tell me, tell me
How to be (how to be) a millionaire
Who wants to be a millionaire?
I do! I don't! I do!
Who wants to be a millionaire?
I do! I don't!
I've seen the future, I can't afford it and
by Gothic Miscreant December 17, 2023
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slurpdog millionaire

The gastronomical achievement of drinking a Slurpee combined with Red Bull.
Bro, you want to Slurpdog Millionaire it?
by uslurper May 22, 2015
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technical millionaire

A person who isn't really a millionare but claims to be.
Did you guys subscribe to Traventure's new bot? It will make you a technical millionaire in no time!
by urbandictionarygenerator June 6, 2018
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millionaire

guy1: I wanna be a millionaire
guy2: no just no
by dont read me June 3, 2021
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millionaire waltz

Originally a very popular Queen song, now coined as the official term for a male walking to the bathroom to dispose of a condom, shortly after having the best sex of his life.

The opposite of the “Walk of Shame
Yeah man, you already know I did that Millionaire Waltz after blowing her back out”
by franztripodbolter September 18, 2020
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