mavis beacon

a typing program that does actually work, but is demented becuase the prerecoreded message of her says: to restart the lesson even when you are doing better

Mavis Beacon teaches typing

by feign April 7, 2004

Melism

Melism is the belief that god is the good that we do. It centers around duality and believes that the only thing ultimate in this world is the potential for good and bad.

Melism is a logical way of thinking.

by Honeybee916 October 1, 2008

melissa edwards

this is one of the prettiest girls about, although she doesn't act herself. shes so stunning and needs a good few friends to rely on like me xo

Aaron- hey isnt melissa edwards so kind. Chloe- yes shes amazing so much love

by mel_dogfap69 February 8, 2018

Meister

Meister is a master of many great things in life, for example he could one day be the Meister of Olive Oil, the next Meister of Meisters. Yet, Meister can portray his gift in a cheeky tone, often feeding off the mistakes of others to make himself for dominant in the social network group.

“Ah the Meister of Twizzle, good to see you.”

“Meister is getting very cheeky.”

by Meister of Chisel March 26, 2019

Melissa

Melissa is a girl who likes art and who is a good girlfriend and is a good person to talk to she is nice a she dose not like people to see her cry or sad she wants to see other people happy and she likes to sing and dance she is beautiful she will care for you.

-boy1-Hi Melissa
-girl1-hey
-boy1-want to go to the movies?
-girl1-Sure!!!

by Melissaskydrop January 2, 2021

Melissa Vandella

As I'm sure we all know, Avril Lavigne died in 2003. The 90's kids could not live without such a skater/scene/emo icon so a clone was brought in to replace her. Her name was Melissa Vandella.

Have you heard Avril's new album? You can really hear Melissa Vandella's accent coming through on this one.

by Pogoextreme November 10, 2022

Rat Meister

Rat Meister, A.K.A : a man who fucks rats , is used to describe a particular type of man usually lurking around at night in sewers and known for its horrible rat fetish , fucking different rats at the same time. A rat Meister is also one of the biggest offenses known to humanity, rat Meisters are usually the worst type of a semen smell , always having lots of grang

Random guy: hey why is that man shoving rats down his trousers?
Other guy: Because that “thing” is a rat Meister

by Rat king 2000 February 15, 2019