The scam whereby Restaurants/Florists/Chocolatiers cash in on Valentine's Day by trebling the price of their products safe in the knowledge that the male suitor is effectively held to ransom with no other options open to them.
"You may as well wear a feckin mask, this is just a bloody Valentine's Day Massacre" screamed Tom to the restaurant manager whilst his paramour paid a trip to the toilet.
by chesterpest January 22, 2010
Get the Valentine's Day Massacremug. by Encoded November 5, 2006
Get the anal cahinsaw massacremug. It was going really well with Chad but then he tried to Chainsaw Massacre me, I dont know if I'm there yet.
by Curley Matt Marringdingding December 18, 2008
Get the Chainsaw Massacremug. when your Texan uncle proceeds to take his 2 in. chode and steak knife, carve his initials with the knife on your right buttcheek and carve "DADDYS HOLE" on the left one.
hello, officer, my uncle texas asshole massacred my ass and i cant sit down without the blood from my buttcheek cuts start to seep out of my pants and all over the chair.
by Lou Sassoul December 17, 2019
Get the texas asshole massacremug. When you go on a "defriending" rampage on Facebook, and delete hundreds of people, with or without a reason.
Johnny: "What did you do last night"
Charlize: I unfriended 500 people off Facebook last night"
Johnny: "Wow thats one hell of a Facebook Friend Massacre"
Charlize: "Yeah it really is a fuckton of people!"
Charlize: I unfriended 500 people off Facebook last night"
Johnny: "Wow thats one hell of a Facebook Friend Massacre"
Charlize: "Yeah it really is a fuckton of people!"
by dob293 January 1, 2013
Get the Facebook Friend Massacremug. ERDME’S MASSACRE II is one of the most unbelievably greatest movies of all time with thousands of absolute mad fights just in 5 minutes and 25 seconds, it’s about a dude named Erdme chan 69 always fighting this mysterious guy and he sends all his powerful minions and go kill Erdme.
Idiot 1 : yoo have you seen ERDME’S MASSACRE II?
Idiot 2 : yeahhh man i feel like i’m about to punch some random dude on the streets right now, hella hyped after that
Idiot 2 : yeahhh man i feel like i’m about to punch some random dude on the streets right now, hella hyped after that
by redactedyt November 3, 2021
Get the ERDME’S MASSACRE IImug. by Rae Miller December 25, 2007
Get the miley {massacre}mug.