Lorenzo

Lorenzo is a drug addict. He loves weed. He is better known as the ‘Maniac’ in some parts of Italy. You have to hide your wife or girlfriend from Lorenzo, they are not safe. He is one of the funniest guys you will meet and will always have a good time.

There’s Lorenzo, talking to my wife 🤦🏻

by Batman111999 November 22, 2021

squeefy lorenzo spyman

an intoxicated male of the brown skin colour who talks constant sexual shit

You heard about martin after lastnight he was called the *squeefy lorenzo spyman*

by TrueStrike May 6, 2024

Lorenzo Rey

Character from Shadowhunters the series

We call him "Pferdeschwanzheini"
Pferdeschwanzheini = ponytail heini (heini is a random word for dude or guy)

me: Did you see Pferdeschwanzheini in the episode last night?
other fan: (confused look) Who is Pferdeschwanzheini?
me: Ouuuuh thats Lorenzo Rey

by ShadowAngel1 June 8, 2018

lorenzo'#2000

Enzo is friendly and easy to connect with. He's really funny and awesome

also a loser

lorenzo'#2000 is so cool LMAO

by conets February 27, 2022

Lorenzo

A half Spanish half Belgian gaylord that likes to be raped in the butt.

“You want to be raped by me? OH YES I’m such a Lorenzo!”

by anoniem123’bv December 31, 2021

Lorenzo

Lorenzo is a really nice guy. He is always there for you and you can trust him with your life. He is great to his family and friends. He is very attractive but he doesn’t think so himself. He can be really annoying but most times he’s just making stupid jokes. He is really funny and can make you smile even when you’re sad. Lorenzo listens to a lot of different types of music but he hates country music. He’s a bit racist but he’s possible just joking around (I’m not sure tbh) even if he doesn’t live close to you at all you will stay in touch with him. And most importantly you will always love him <3

Lorenzo: just being there

Me: smiling

by sushahavga June 11, 2023

Lorenzo, Arjun, Sami, Gustavo

These guys are the biggest stoners on planet earth and they PULL! (besides gustavo)
Gustavo has only pulled one bitch who is one of his colleagues which is almost 20 years old ( 4 years older) and he hit
Sami is on a 0-10 streak with women and his struggle is noted
Arjun is 0-0 argueably the best streak out of the 4
Lorenzo is hitting on the regular but the situation is difficult

Woman 1: Who are those 4?
Woman 2: Thats Lorenzo, Arjun, Sami, Gustavo
Woman 3: (Drops pants)

by Lo,Gu,Ar,Sa April 30, 2024