Lorenzo Tantalo

Describing an Italian-American male with extraordinary rizz abilties.

Ex. “Hey Paul, did you see Tony talking to that broad? What a loser”
“Yeah, who does he think he is, Lorenzo Tantalo?”

by Vito Spatafore February 5, 2023

Lorenzo Stroke day

A day for all Ken Carson supporters to take a day off of work and stroke their hearts out! It specifically references “Lorenzo” as that is one of Ken Carson’s #1 fans alias. He is the best stroker out of all Ken Carson’s small community of fans.

Man I can’t wait to stroke on Lorenzo Stroke Day, I won’t even have to work so I can focus on getting premium strokes!

by Luvvdizzy December 27, 2023

Lorenzo

A squash UwU

Hey, is that Lorenzo?
Yeah, but he's literally a squash UwU

by Beeboatmelonz December 9, 2023

Lorenzo

Omega male

Person 1: What an omega male
Person 2: Yeah he's such a Lorenzo

by Eliuccio December 7, 2022

Lorenzo Negro

A great guy who is not racist despite of his name. Is a great guy and has an impressive depth of spirit even though it isn't noticeable at first sight. He is what some call a "ride or die" or a "Real one" if you have to trade your life for his do it worth it.

a wild Lorenzo Negro has appeared

by gazzam January 4, 2023

Lorenzo

Lorenzo has a huge cock, and loves boys that name begins with Z. He is gay as fuk nigga, andis a great lay

Lorenzo whipped his massive cock out

by Lorenzo's secret lover September 24, 2023

Lorenzo Diaz

a sexy hot man that is horny 24/7. likes soccer much more than sleeping. is a whitsican and a “mirrey”. it’s the definition of fuck boy. loves watching netflix and enjoys food. hi is a romantic man and a beast in bed

person 1: omg is that lorenzo diaz??

person 2: there is only one of them

person 1: omg he is so hot

by re.sanchezzzzz07 November 22, 2021