by anonymousmffff November 20, 2021

Tony loved his cock cage although his naturist friend's thought his self-locker celebacy a litle extreme.
Tina was determined to see why Matty was so happy in his self-locker status
The parson's sermon on sexual excess drove Simon to become a self-locker.
Once he'd become a self-locker Mikey knew he'd made the right lifestyle choice
Tina was determined to see why Matty was so happy in his self-locker status
The parson's sermon on sexual excess drove Simon to become a self-locker.
Once he'd become a self-locker Mikey knew he'd made the right lifestyle choice
by Townsman December 29, 2014

Gentleman #1: "Margie was a true sweetheart last night."
Gentleman #2: "You don't say?"
Gentleman #1: "Mmmyes she let me store my tackle in her fun locker last night!"
Gentleman #2: "Oh you ARE a scamp!"
Gentleman #2: "You don't say?"
Gentleman #1: "Mmmyes she let me store my tackle in her fun locker last night!"
Gentleman #2: "Oh you ARE a scamp!"
by Chet Biggenston August 4, 2015

A spin-off of the term "boner garage" used in the movie "We're The Millers" meaning a vagina. Most of the time used while talking about a total slut
Guy 1: Yo I just fucked that girl Tammy!
Guy 2: Bro, she's nicknamed dong locker down at the strip club.
Guy 1: ..
Guy 2: Bro, she's nicknamed dong locker down at the strip club.
Guy 1: ..
by A$AP HOSS April 12, 2015

by calvin freakin johnson July 2, 2008

A girl who stands in a locker waiting for people to walk past and put their junk in a hole in the locker
by MCompany November 12, 2011

by Michael Palmer & Marie Short February 14, 2009
