Keegan Chance

The worlds loosest unit can usually find him around cloud nine or a dominos

Oi Keegan Chance you loose unit

by Bogan fishing February 5, 2019

Brian Keegan

The Most Lethal Man Of All Time

When Brian Keegan walks in the room you know it’s time to put up or shut up!!

by Vladdydaddydoo March 31, 2020

Busting a Keegan

A slang term for someone who was caught doing illegal substances in a place inappropriate to do so.

Bob: Hey, did you hear what happened to Kyle?
John: Yeah, a security guard caught him busting a Keegan in the lunchroom.

by (insert title here) March 16, 2016

The Keegan Cycle

The most retarded shit you'll ever see in your life. Naturally it's a spawn of keegan's broken ass brain.

1. "But this is true"

2. Makes an argument.

3. Is proven wrong.

4. Says "no"

5. Repeat

Don't let keegan's half-assed attempts at renaming this "the chris cycle" fool you, only he could make an argument this retarded.

"Ok but what you just said is in direct contradiction to what Chet said"

"No"

"Classic example of the keegan cycle"

by betterthankeegan October 18, 2018

Keegan Damage

Keegan damage is when you have 500 damage or less at the end of a warzone rebirth game

Wow you really had Keegan damage

by DIXlE Rect August 3, 2021

Keegan d.

Keegan is a short person that blinks, and runs like a duck. He usually has a very hot sister and can’t bag one baddie. He also can’t kick a soccer ball and doesn’t know how to trap a ball.

Look there’s Keegan d.
He has no bitches tho

by Tearek hater November 5, 2022

Kapitein Keegan

The act of urinating from the hatch of a seaworthy vessel into the ocean

Dude, why does the ocean taste salty? Fabio, I Kapitein Keegan from my tug

by ScottyMcBoatFace January 26, 2019