by Bogan fishing February 5, 2019

by Vladdydaddydoo March 31, 2020

Bob: Hey, did you hear what happened to Kyle?
John: Yeah, a security guard caught him busting a Keegan in the lunchroom.
John: Yeah, a security guard caught him busting a Keegan in the lunchroom.
by (insert title here) March 16, 2016

The most retarded shit you'll ever see in your life. Naturally it's a spawn of keegan's broken ass brain.
1. "But this is true"
2. Makes an argument.
3. Is proven wrong.
4. Says "no"
5. Repeat
Don't let keegan's half-assed attempts at renaming this "the chris cycle" fool you, only he could make an argument this retarded.
1. "But this is true"
2. Makes an argument.
3. Is proven wrong.
4. Says "no"
5. Repeat
Don't let keegan's half-assed attempts at renaming this "the chris cycle" fool you, only he could make an argument this retarded.
"Ok but what you just said is in direct contradiction to what Chet said"
"No"
"Classic example of the keegan cycle"
"No"
"Classic example of the keegan cycle"
by betterthankeegan October 18, 2018

by DIXlE Rect August 3, 2021

Keegan is a short person that blinks, and runs like a duck. He usually has a very hot sister and can’t bag one baddie. He also can’t kick a soccer ball and doesn’t know how to trap a ball.
by Tearek hater November 5, 2022

by ScottyMcBoatFace January 26, 2019
