Keenan is a squid obsessed coffee addict who will yell slurs at you and beat you up till your blue and also is kinda silly very silly
Keenan is a loser
by Keenan hater October 14, 2023

by ballslslskslsl November 23, 2021

Keenan is the funniest fucker out there, He always knows how to make you smile when you’re feeling like shit. Little bit of a badass but in a hot way. P.S EYEBROW PIERCINGS ARE HOT
Jasmine: wow I can’t believe Keenan clark likes me! He’s so awesome!
Keenan: Want to be my girlfriend?
Keenan: Want to be my girlfriend?
by Abcdzzz1234999 September 27, 2018

by Faxcentral February 11, 2021

Keenan is the human equivalent of a shrimp and his name literally means ANCIENT meaning he’s an ancient being.
The word “simp” is based off of Keenan himself.
The word “simp” is based off of Keenan himself.
Person 1: “Hey Keenan!”
Keenan: “I’ll be there in a sec I’m just dusting this girls shoes because she said she felt a speck of dust on her shoe.”
Person 1:” oh ok.”
Keenan: “I’ll be there in a sec I’m just dusting this girls shoes because she said she felt a speck of dust on her shoe.”
Person 1:” oh ok.”
by Keenans a simp May 3, 2020

The most perfect person on the face of the planet. Keenan is the first name of a person I will love for the rest of my life. He likes to go with the flow of life and makes life fun. Life without him is not worth living I’ve come to find out.
by DivingFrog4305 June 6, 2024
