Billy The Jellyfish

A sad orphan jellyfish, whose parents were eaten by a shark. His best friend is chuck the walrus. It can also be used as an offensive word to call an orphan of the genus Cuboza Chironex species, AKA a box jelly.

Bob-"man that guy is such a billy the jellyfish"

Joe-"yeah i heard his parents were eaten by sharks"

by Billythejellyfish101 March 17, 2010

Jellyfish Hands

When someone's hands are damp/clammy due to sweat. It doesn't count if its water or they've just washed their hands.... it has to be gross.

NB: May be offensive to someone with sweat problems.
NB2: Anyone who admits that they have jellyfish hands may use it as a threat.

Friend falling off a ledge: "Help me!"
Other friend safely on ledge: "Here! Take my hand!"
Friend falling off a ledge: *Takes hand and lets go suddenly* "URGH! You have jellyfish hands!!!!"
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Friend 1: Hey! Give my book back!
Friend 2: Haha no way.
Friend 1: I'll jellyfish hand you....
Friend 2: OK OK I'm sorry!

by Mopfish June 22, 2009

jellyfish

the act of touching a boob, moving your fingers in the manner of a jellyfish. aka second base.

girl 1: "Hey, did you and Jayson do anything last night?"
girl 2: "Well, he had to leave early so we made out and he jellyfished me."

by avielleb March 29, 2008

gaggle of jellyfish

A grouping of available sex-seeking females. Gaggle means grouping, jellyfish refers to a certain part of the female anatomy that is soft, squishy, sometimes hairy, sometimes stinging.

Impossible not to get laid tonight; there's a gaggle of jellyfish at the bar.

by M. M. Cooper October 16, 2007

drain jellyfish

When a man jizzes into any basin of water, such as a sink, toilet, shower, or bathtub, and the jizz coagulates into a cohesive, gelatinous mass floating underneath the water - the resulting load of semen resembles a jellyfish.

Eww dude is that a drain jellyfish? Let me use a different sink.

by ioctl December 28, 2015

jellyfish fight

When two autismos fight with nothing but their swinging limp, weak arms. The rules to a jellyfish fight are as follows

1. you may not use any muscles other than your torso and hip muscles to fling your arms around
2. first person to bitch out loses

Zak I challenge ur mentally slow ass to a jellyfish fight!

by spergy February 07, 2019

combat jellyfish

Commonly found in a male shower in the combat zone. See sperm.

I always wear sandals when I use the shower to avoid stepping on a combat jellyfish.

by Montag14 September 15, 2013