Wi-fi

Short for Wireless Fidelity, i.e., Being faithful in a relationship even when there are no strings attached

Tom - "I don't understand why Harry isn't tapping all those asses. I thought that was the whole point of being in an open relationship"

Dick - "That's coz Harry is Wi-fi"

by slothbear7 April 21, 2010

sci fi

The best genre ever witch combines fiction with the science of tomorrow.

Some of the best sci movies are Godzilla and Star wars.

by Scioli June 5, 2005

Fied Nips

A young adolescent who likes to spend his time playing cod and pleasuring himself to girls that he knows. he likes to have sex with apple pies when Dave's not looking and he always has a smile of mischief on his face. He frequently talks to many girls via his blackberry that he has never seen. Over the summer he journeys to his lake house with Dave to wake board and totally rip nar all day for two thirds of the summer. When he comes back, he looks soo hot.

-Look at that Fied Nips!
-He's probably going to his lake house with Dave.

by cozmo stuffed poo poo May 13, 2011

Clouwizozen - Fi

A frost cloud storm that steals your Wi-Fi

A Clouwizozen - Fi won't give my Wi - Fi back :(

by DJ Cloudfrost March 1, 2019

troll-fi

A wifi that pretends to be Perfect but loads forever

Person: yo y dafuq is this taking forever to load
Friend: Uhh? the wifi says perfect
Person: wait a minute... FUCKING TROLL-FI

by RaceMeandfitemewithpencils133 June 4, 2016

[fi]Kev

'Your opinion doesn't is irrelevant to me'

You're gay FiKev. 'Your opinion doesn't is irrelevant to me'

by l3l? February 11, 2014

Fuck FIS

FIS is the short term for "Fédération Internationale de Ski" and they try to control the whole ski sport. They are not contributing anything to the sport, they are just making it less safe and less flexible.
Freeskiers and snowboarders want them to stay away from their sport!!! They allready fucked up several events!

This happend at a recent event.
FIS: "“YOU GUYS DON’T DO ANYTHING” (to freskiers on the event)
Every human beeing with a brain: "FUCK FIS"

by ConCarne March 30, 2017