Iraqi kiss

The act of putting two hairy asses together with one participant farting onto the other.

Cody and Bill in the heat of the moment gave each other an Iraqi kiss.

by Burley Hackensack January 10, 2026

Iraqi rocket launcher

An Iraqi rocket launcher is when you cum in your hand then load up and chuck that shit out of at least a 2nd story window down on a public road/street hoping to hit someone.

I might do an Iraqi rocket launcher later.

by Big Wienie June 11, 2024

iraqi ass piss

A type of diarrhea that is pure liquid, usually acidic and hot, and with a high likelihood of actually shitting your pants.
Usually this is a result of eating food in a foreign country with lax food safety laws, but can also be contracted locally

Dave was suffering from iraqi ass piss after eating some poorly cooked goat

by AhsokasPlotArmor September 6, 2023

Iraqi Handjob

A solo sexual act performed in a blackhawk helicopter, from a gunners position, while in Iraq.

In a Blackhawk, the Co-Pilot side gunners seat gets all the down draft from the blades. Making it often times the less desirable position to ride in. However, you can adjust your left leg just right to make the down draft work across the fabric of your pants leg in a flapping or slapping motion. If you get hard and slide it down that leg, it's known as an "Iraqi Handjob".

"Bro, why do you ways ride Co-Pilot?"
"Oh, man, I'm over here getting an Iraqi Handjob"
"A WHAT!"
"Trade me spots, get hard and slide it down the left side, now adjust your leeeeg, yup right abou"
"Oh my gawd it's working .... This is actually nice!"
😘👉👉

by PathfinderDan February 16, 2024