Icy Ted

Using Ben Gay as lube to thumb bang the ass of the girl you found out cheated on you instead of just dumping her.

They say revenge is best served cold. This revenge is icy.

Why is Jane walking funny?
I heard she got an Icy Ted because she fooled around on Hambone when he was away last week.

by Hambone64 June 10, 2013

icy palm

When you put snow in your hand and smack someone across the face. It's good when the snow sticks.

"Ralf was being a little bitch to Ally, so I gave him the old icy palm. The snow stuck."

by christine elizabeth February 05, 2007

Icy Tower

Very nearly the best freeware game in the known universe, second only to ZZT

Icy Tower kicks all ass! Except ZZT.

by Ender December 12, 2003

icy cock

when you put icy hot all over your condom so when you have sexual intercourse it burns the girls vagina.

Dude that chick i did last bit my dick so i gave her an ICY COCK

by Dinodick11 March 13, 2009

Icy Mikey

i·cy Mikey   ahy-see Show IPA
adjective, i·ci·er, i·ci·est of Mikey
1.
The act of producing a bowel movement in a Wendy's "to go bag" and placing the shit wrapped in the bag in the freezer. Wait two and a half months. Then remove it with care from the wrapping, and fuck the shit out of the bitch that cheated on you or fucked with your head or emotions in any such manor.

My wife was pregnant but it turned out not to be mine, it was Gregs kid, Greg is my pet cat... So I gave her a good old fashioned Icy Mikey

by vanXname September 21, 2012

icy mike

to take a shit, freeze the shit, fuck a girl with the frozen shit untill it thaws out, and then you eat the shit.

"dude i cant beleive your into icy mikes"

by brendan December 30, 2004

Icy Joshua

Icy Joshua occurs when one takes a condom and inserts fecal matter then places said feces-filled condom in the freezer. After the condom has hardened it is inserted in one's orifice (either gender).

Jack spent a lovely evening freezing his icy joshuas after eating mexican food.

by Lez Lemon November 01, 2009