by Smiley J December 16, 2008

Serj- "Daron! Groupies!"
Daron- "Are they hot?"
Serj- "...Dude, I'd fuck a hippo right now. I don't care!"
Daron- "Are they hot?"
Serj- "...Dude, I'd fuck a hippo right now. I don't care!"
by Urine May 12, 2003

by Dimebag_Daniel September 30, 2005

by catherine123456 May 29, 2007

The alternate definition only tells half the story; this big-boned female will get a taste of the cock, but then her hunger will overtake her. She'll rip off the penis, chomp into the hip, rip off your legs and put 'em in BBQ sauce, then put the rest of you in a deep fryer.
What the HELL are you doing you hungry hippo? AUUGHH MY PENIS.... AUUGHHH MY HIPS.... AUGHH MY LEGS.... NOT THE DEEP FRYER...! AUUUUGHHHHH....
by drunkenbeaverexploitationsects(FRATZ) January 25, 2007


Christ! i went down on this bird last week and it was like looking straight into the mouth of a yawning hippo
by cheesey February 13, 2004
