hem of a garment

A slang term used by middle aged women to describe a foreskin.
Ex: Fun-mommy told me that the hem of a garment was the "tip of an uncircumcised penis"
A slang term used by middle aged women to describe a foreskin.
Ex: Fun-mommy told me that the hem of a garment was the "tip of an uncircumcised penis"
by Nap bonaparte December 28, 2016
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Hemmings

A small kid who thinks the world revolves around him
OMG you think your such a Hemmings
by watermellowner August 23, 2023
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Hemmed In

To screw up so severely that you embarrass yourself across multiple dimensions, to be predisposed to the various characteristics of hem in general
Did you see John last eve? He hemmed in quite badly after the football game.
by hemoglobin3000 May 11, 2021
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debauch-hem

Describing an act, event, or situation involving both debauchery and mayhem.
The night was destined for debauch-hem.
by Roguist August 17, 2017
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Hem Stitching

What you can say to someone with a nursing background to get them all hot and bothered.
"Check out this hem stitching, it's fantastic!"
"Pardon me, I need to change my shorts now."
by LyndonJohnsonsGhost April 15, 2010
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