Gargle job

The female equivalent of a blow job AKA cunnilingus
He gave me the best gargle job last night!!

Can you believe he won't gargle me!? I'm going to dump him.

I'd kill for a GJ right now
by Squamies December 22, 2024
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gargle flargle

1. A sound someone makes when their ideas are rejected.
2. The sound of being indecisive or irritated at self and/or others.
Gargle flargle! Why won't you just let me do what I want?!
by justaperson May 05, 2014
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gargle babble

A joke, statment or speech that leaves such a bad taste in your mouth that you wish you could gargle it away with mouth wash. Often applicable to politicians or people who think they're funny but aren't.
That guy speaks so much gargle babble that I had to leave the room before I threw up.
by Gac1 June 13, 2011
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Gargling toad

When a novice is trying to deepthroat and they try to fight their gag reflex. The sound the spit makes when they inevitably choke on some dick.
Jaclyn tried to deepthroat me yesterday, but she ended up hitting that gargling toad...
by Hugh Jardón October 30, 2018
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Puss Gargling

The gargling of puss.
Sprk: Puss gargling, ever heard of it?
Battle Jesus: Yeah and I'm about to shit my dick out of my ballsack
by Sp0rkle December 24, 2010
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Gargle Gooch

When your guy coochie makes gargling or bubbling noises
Guy 1: I've been holding in this fat shit all day that I have gargle gooch now.

Guy 2: The fuck is gargle gooch?!

Guy 1: It's when your guy cooch makes a gargling or bubbling noise
by ChubbyQween January 31, 2021
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Semen gargle

It is when the man ejaculates in the mouth of a femal or male so much that she or he is forced to swallow part of the cum shot and chokes a little on the rest of the hot load.
I surprised my girlfriend by not telling her when I was going to ejaculate in her mouth and she ended up swallowing and then gagging on the rest hence the term semen gargle
by The Masterbaiter77! July 15, 2023
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