(verb)
A "good morning and God bless" is the act of eating breakfast and drinking coffee while taking a shit in a bathroom.
A "good morning and God bless" is the act of eating breakfast and drinking coffee while taking a shit in a bathroom.
"Do you want anything for breakfast?"
"No I already did a good morning and God bless."
also
"If you'll excuse me I'm gonna go take a good morning and God bless."
"No I already did a good morning and God bless."
also
"If you'll excuse me I'm gonna go take a good morning and God bless."
by gaycumguzzler69 May 31, 2018
Get the Good morning and God bless mug.'A good morning and God bless' is an act where a human takes a sh*t while eating breakfast and drinking coffee at the same time. Often people feel the sound of the bathroom fan is sooting while the coffee relaxes their bowels.
Hila: Ethan I need the bathroom! What are you doing?
Ethan: The good morning God bless Hila!
Hila: What!?
Ethan: It´s a good morning and God bless
Hila: What are you doing?
(Hila opens the door and finds Ethan on the toilet drinking coffee and eating breakfast)
Ethan: Hila do you just open det door while people take a sh*t!? I´m doing a good morning God bless! I need another 20 minutes at least.
Hila: (laughter)
Ethan: Whats so funny?
Ethan: The good morning God bless Hila!
Hila: What!?
Ethan: It´s a good morning and God bless
Hila: What are you doing?
(Hila opens the door and finds Ethan on the toilet drinking coffee and eating breakfast)
Ethan: Hila do you just open det door while people take a sh*t!? I´m doing a good morning God bless! I need another 20 minutes at least.
Hila: (laughter)
Ethan: Whats so funny?
by H3H3Norway May 12, 2018
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Get the ICE SPICE PRAISE JAWN GOD BLESS mug.A joke from h3h3Productions that Ethan made. Good morning, and God bless is when you shit, drink coffee, and eat breakfast on the toilet.
by TrashCantDoThisAnymore May 24, 2018
Get the Good morning, and God bless mug.I've seen a lot of places, I've been around the world
I've seen some pretty faces, been with some beautiful girls
After all I've witnessed, one thing still amazes me
Just like a miracle, you have to see to believe
'Cause God blessed Texas with His own hand
Brought down angels from the Promised Land
He gave them a place where they could dance
If you wanna see Heaven, brother, here's your chance
I've been sent to spread the message
'God blessed Texas'
I've seen some pretty faces, been with some beautiful girls
After all I've witnessed, one thing still amazes me
Just like a miracle, you have to see to believe
'Cause God blessed Texas with His own hand
Brought down angels from the Promised Land
He gave them a place where they could dance
If you wanna see Heaven, brother, here's your chance
I've been sent to spread the message
'God blessed Texas'
First He lit the sunshine, then He made the water deep
Then He gave us moonlight for all the world to see
Well, everybody knows that the Lord works in mysterious ways
He took a rest, then on the very next day
God blessed Texas with His own hand
Brought down angels from the Promised Land
Gave them a place where they could dance
If you wanna see Heaven, brother, here's your chance
Well, I've been sent to spread the message
'God blessed Texas'
God blessed Texas with His own hand
Brought down angels from the Promised Land
He gave them a place where they could dance
If you wanna see Heaven, brother, here's your chance
I've been sent to spread the message
'God blessed Texas'
Well, I've been sent to spread the message
'God blessed Texas'
Well, I've been sent to spread the message
Hmm, 'God blessed Texas'
Then He gave us moonlight for all the world to see
Well, everybody knows that the Lord works in mysterious ways
He took a rest, then on the very next day
God blessed Texas with His own hand
Brought down angels from the Promised Land
Gave them a place where they could dance
If you wanna see Heaven, brother, here's your chance
Well, I've been sent to spread the message
'God blessed Texas'
God blessed Texas with His own hand
Brought down angels from the Promised Land
He gave them a place where they could dance
If you wanna see Heaven, brother, here's your chance
I've been sent to spread the message
'God blessed Texas'
Well, I've been sent to spread the message
'God blessed Texas'
Well, I've been sent to spread the message
Hmm, 'God blessed Texas'
by Death Menace November 14, 2022
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To play with a non-descript song
We'll shoot all the crotch shots for 12 year old hopefuls
To make you a real man my son
Some cheap kid from Birmingham
Blessed with an accent
That pours like the darkest brown ale
Just one more puppet, piss elegant marionette
He's just a fast buck for sale
To play with a non-descript song
We'll shoot all the crotch shots for 12 year old hopefuls
To make you a real man my son
Some cheap kid from Birmingham
Blessed with an accent
That pours like the darkest brown ale
Just one more puppet, piss elegant marionette
He's just a fast buck for sale
Don't you know that God blessed video
We know that God blessed video
Break out the cameras that re-shape my face
And get someone to carve up my hair
If you can't beat them, you might as well join 'em
And be glad to say you were there
We know that God blessed video
Break out the cameras that re-shape my face
And get someone to carve up my hair
If you can't beat them, you might as well join 'em
And be glad to say you were there
by Gothic Miscreant October 28, 2023
Get the God Blessed Video mug.A term utilized to describe an action or an object that one deems a blessing from god, often used as a descriptor on social media posts to show off to one’s friends.
“Look, that dude posted a picture of himself in his kayak again saying ‘god’s blessings’!”
“That sunset is really pretty, it’s truly one of god’s blessings”
“That sunset is really pretty, it’s truly one of god’s blessings”
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