The Great Fuckening

The 2020 + post 2020 bad luck of every single being on earth.

Person 1: Do you remember the 2020s?
Person 2: Ah yes, The Great Fuckening.

by ExempliCATS May 24, 2022

Fuckening

When you’ve waited so long for dick that it’s starting to really impair your health; so when it finally happens it’s like an angry finale, outburst, sick pleasure of an ending.

Dam, Why the fuck am I loyal ?

Yes the fuckening is sweet , but is all the time leading up to it with it......
( inner silence reflection ...)

by Mrs. Nesbit February 22, 2022

fucken wobbly

British slang: To act insanely or be rash about a situation.

I almost had a fucken wobbly when the boss acted like a douche to everyone

by Rockidickens458 February 10, 2017

Fucken

used as filler for conversation

fuck their shit they're all fucken shit

by cockslap64 April 21, 2022

What the hap is fuckening

An expression of neurodivergent, dyslexic confusion, "what the fuck is happening?"

Can refer to the state of affairs in any very specific situation or in a general sense of society as a whole.

Person A: "Have you heard they're building a concentration camp in the Everglades and they're calling it "Alligator Alcatraz"?"

Person B: "What the hap is fuckening?"

by MizzBean August 24, 2025

Fucken Boone

When you are waiting for the next player to take his (or her) turn but they keep talking about nothing.

Fucken Boone take your goddamn turn. Yo Boone it's your turn homie

by YaHomieG December 2, 2020

The Fuckening

The last hour of an EMS shift. Where you wait to see how your gonna get fucked over!

We're clear the ER and ready for "The Fuckening"...

by BurntOutEMT May 19, 2019