The tall muscular brown dude who is tough on the outside but secretly wants to curl up in a girl's arm like a baby. Use sarcasm as a defense mechanism. Bully's kids because he is unhappy inside. Is usually the funnier one in the friend's group but cries at night. Good at running errands. Disappoints whoever has expectations from him. Is a softie only for people he loves.
by Lalalisa_ August 2, 2021

by itsmescar April 7, 2022

Samson Dinning is a cute little beast of a man who will attempt to kiss, hug or touch you. He can be bi-polar as f*ck sometimes but he’s usually nice. Sometimes he jumps on top of you and grabs you by the collar and assaults you. He’s also a part time drilla who begs for attention and friends.
by Johnathan Binglebone Williams October 3, 2022

by marcotoa April 16, 2024

its the place you are born out of, aka YOUR MOM. she has super nice tits and she loves to eat pepperkaker
by Ulvar January 18, 2023

by bidensfart November 18, 2021
