Totally Denised

Incredibly drunk, especially at a work event, and usually after just one or two flutes of cheap bubbles.

Sorry I'm late, I got Totally Denised last night and slept through my alarm...

by TexanStraightshooter123 October 17, 2019

Denise the Menace

Denise points&laughs at u
Cries when u do the same 2 her

Denise hits u wen u disobey her INSANE demands
But no hitting Denise back,nonono
Cant do dat,cs Denise get butthurt

Denise make ALL the decisions
Because "clearly" u "cant"

Bc "ur stupid" (actual Denise qoute)
Ur out here working ur butt off 2 survive
While Denise sits on her throne dictating
Denise - the cunt queen Ant 🐜👑

The truth about Denise...
Denise does not know best,watsoever.
she is wrong ALL THE FKN TIME!

U were the clever 1 allalong,not Denise.
Denise will keep drainin ur blood
til All That Remains is water
But u have b4 & u will again - w/ courage & strength
turn dat water into fiine wine

(apparently in this metaphor ur jesus? idk wot im doin sry)

Fk u Denise the Menace
Fragile bitchass narcissist
Avoid at all costs
Batteries not includd

by Notap0et November 02, 2024

chris and denise

lowkey one of the cutest couples u will see in a while. chris and denise love each other very much and would do anything for eachother to make eachother happy

person 1: "hey, have you heard of chris and denise?"

person 2: "yea they are such a cute couple!"

by evadxz 😛 September 17, 2022