1. guys that are such dumbasses and so poor that they have to go to a fake "prep school" 2. guys that swear that are ghetto and can survive anything, but they can't even survive public school 3. guys that a lourdes girl will never go out with
by lOurDeS giRl May 13, 2005
Get the columbus guymug. by columbus guy/ lourdes girl January 14, 2008
Get the columbus guymug. A city that is now in disaray because of the K-lumbus rebel. Who are in a long lasting war against the poor town of scandia. The K-lumbus rebels have dominated the war since the start but the scandianavians just keep crawling out of every gutter in town.
by The K-lumbus rebel December 8, 2010
Get the Columbus minnesotamug. The capital city of Ohio. Isn't centered around The Ohio State University as some people think. OSU actually doesn't take up much area at all, and actually it isn't the only thing to do like most fucking sports fans think! Actually, Columbus is has a thriving downtown area and attracts many great musicians to play at its giant arenas. Columbus is a very smart, Liberal city and votes Democrat just about every time. The only reason a Republican might have a chance of winning in the presidential race in Ohio is because of all of the idiotic white trash in small towns in between big cities.
I'm from Columbus, Ohio and I'm Liberal and smart.
Columbus's people are just like New York's people politically speaking. The only difference is that the most famous newspaper in the city is Conservative filth.
Columbus's people are just like New York's people politically speaking. The only difference is that the most famous newspaper in the city is Conservative filth.
by thegameisplause June 14, 2010
Get the Columbus, Ohiomug. Bomb ass guys with girls, Fuk all u belen kids talkin about lourdes girls, yah ok u have fun dating those bitches, they are snobs,prude, and dont give a shit about u they just want material posetions, Being with a lourdes girl would give me a headache cuz all they do is bitch about life isues ikno how private school girls are, at least st.brendons isnt always bitching about little shit
by Blah Blee May 4, 2005
Get the Columbus guymug. A gastopher columbus is a pioneering fart that travels out of your underwear and to various regions of your body
by annon honker June 13, 2017
Get the gastopher columbusmug. A sexual act in which a person defecates upon another person's head. This could be achieved while a man is receiving fellatio in a 69 position and defecates upon his partner's head.
This is In the same vein as the Cleveland Steamer or the Cincinnati Bowtie} and part of the Ohio Trifecta.
This is In the same vein as the Cleveland Steamer or the Cincinnati Bowtie} and part of the Ohio Trifecta.
by Flashtopher May 8, 2018
Get the Columbus Coifmug.