by ABJ March 21, 2005
Mother: *knocks on door* Billy, what are you doing in there?
Billy: uhhh... NOTHING.
Mother: Dammit Billy, you're a chronic masturbator just like your father.
Billy: uhhh... NOTHING.
Mother: Dammit Billy, you're a chronic masturbator just like your father.
by sir gibsalot November 21, 2008
It's when someone is so dumb you are sure they are retarded but not medically diagnosed as being retarded.
by icchie_x October 07, 2009
When you have no weed. And you have nothing better to do then to go on youtube and watch videos of people smoking it.
by PoonjabPackit420 July 11, 2008
The act of attaching copious amounts of marijuana to any type of dynamite or firework which results in a massive explosion of kush that spreads a god-like odor throughout the land.
by Trickmaster 5002 March 02, 2009
by chamolemon February 20, 2022
One who carries around with them the uncontrollable urge to have a wank. This condition makes seemingly simple outings rather difficult.
Guy1: Yo man? Have you ever noticed all the white stains on the carpets in Doug's apartment?
Guy2: Yeah man its cause he's a fucking chronic wanker.
Guy2: Yeah man its cause he's a fucking chronic wanker.
by doubledew June 14, 2010